Katherine Ryan Quotes
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I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish.
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I love Little Mix, and I always have.
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Regressing back to an infant state is nothing to be proud of. Rich Americans don't drive themselves, don't cook, don't do their own nails/hair/make-up, don't shop, and I suppose all they've got in common with rich British people is that they don't raise their own kids, either.
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I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.
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Posh people blow my mind. Apart from empathy, they're good at everything - true survivalists.
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I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog.
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Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm curious and I want to talk about it.
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I always tried to fit in, so I was a cheerleader with the orange skin and white-blonde hair, and Hooters was part of that.
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The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.
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I got into comedy at exactly the right moment.
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Justin Bieber is a lovely chap.
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I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when I was in university. I was probably 22 years old. I didn't do it with any intention of making a career out of it; I had just always valued comedy.
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I have little time for sincerity.
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I'm not a Rachel Dolezal. I don't fake tan; I don't have the cornrows, I don't misappropriate. I just want to be Beyonce.
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I'm actually thrilled with the woman I'm turning out to be.
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I have huge admiration for Taylor Swift. She's tall, talented, young, thin, and beautiful. More importantly, she seems focused, generous, vulnerable, and kind.
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People who like my stuff and know what my agenda is have never mistaken me for being racist or poking fun at the wrong thing.
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I had white hair when I was 19. I think bleach can be addictive, and before long, you've gone too far with it and can't tell you've got a problem. It was over-processed and genuinely crispy, but I thought I looked amazing.
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I highly recommend reading the book 'Confessions Of A Video Vixen.'
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Why would you watch an Oscar-nominated film unless you're mad enough to purposely experience feelings? Bleh. I'm not interested in catching those.
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One of my favourite things about living in the U.K. is having that chance to go to festivals.
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I'd never say something that I didn't feel I could defend.
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I guess I talk about her because I'm interested; I'm listening. Taylor Swift's words are so valuable to so many young people, not just her #GirlSquad.
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If I'm in the position where I get to hire someone, where I get to decide who joins me on tour, then I am mindful about that, and I try to suggest women that I know who I think deserve more exposure.