Katherine Ryan Quotes
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Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.
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I am behind Kanye West for American President 100 per cent.
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In Canada, we just have rich and poor, but we don't constantly remind poor people about it.
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I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.
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I have a really different touring life to most comedians because I go home every night to do the school run in the morning. So I'm not in hotels or living it up.
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When you're really famous, there's very little authenticity in people, so you prefer the company of children.
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I wanted to be liked when I was younger, which I think a lot of us do; I'm not ashamed to say it. I was a product of my environment, a product of my culture.
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Question everything.
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In Canada, good waitresses are tipped well. I learnt that the harder you work, the more money you make.
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I'm proud to be Canadian. But I identify as being a British mum.
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Growing up in Canada, I dated a few ice hockey players.
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Isolated incidents have lateral, lasting implications.
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When I talk about celebrities, it's not a dismantling of that human being.
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I'm not interested in younger men for the same reason most women aren't interested in younger men; I don't have time to make an extra packed lunch every morning. Please. I'm busy enough already.
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My life is so much better with lupus because I know that stress and too much junk food will literally put me in hospital.
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I wasn't properly performing in Canada. I was just starting out, and when everyone starts out, they're terrible. I'm sure there are some Kellyanne Conway videos of me just really dying on a stage.
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I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules.
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I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.
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If you're struggling for gift ideas, my advice is to give experiences rather than things.
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Many of us are quite stupid.
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I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it.
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I was born with the confidence of an 89-year-old man. So it's strange when people ask, 'What's it like being a female comedian?' It never occurred to me that I'd be limited as a woman - that I couldn't be a scientist, a doctor, or anything I wanted.
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I'm a flirt by nature, and I like flirting with that line of what's passable and what's not, and I genuinely don't believe that I cross it.
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The representation of women in hip-hop has long been so flagrantly unkind.