Chelsea Handler Quotes
There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'

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My style advice to other girls is to be experimental but always have a 'home base' and stick with your comfort style.
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Be careful about virtual relationships with artificially intelligent pieces of software.
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We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this.
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I love the simplicity and freedom of running. A pair of shoes, and you are all set to explore new trails.
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If gender is on a spectrum, where one finds oneself is completely unique.
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Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
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If everyone's ready for a shot to start, except for one actor who's intent on getting to the bottom of their soul, it can be a bit annoying.
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I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a relatively slow reader.
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If you're not scoring the frustrations build up.
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Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.
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Apparently, despite my awareness of its pejorative connotation, procrastinating is something I fall victim to quite frequently. I'm not proud of it; I'm just being honest.
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We do not accept or officially recognise Israel. They are occupiers and illegitimate. But our approach is humanitarian. I ask you where is the Soviet Union now - has it been wiped out or not? It vanished without a war. Let the Palestinian people chose. It will happen.
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'At Gundar we conceive 'innocence' as a positive quality, not merely an insipid absence of guilt,' stated the Nolde. 'We are not the fools that certain untidy ruffians might suppose.'
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Once a man's thirty, he's already old,He is indeed as good as dead.It's best to kill him right away.
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Writing a good movie brings a writer about as much fame as steering a bicycle. It gets him, however, more jobs. If his movie is bad it will attract only critical tut-tut for him. The producer, director, and stars are the geniuses who get the hosannas when it's a hit. Theirs are also the heads that are mounted on spears when it's a flop.
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In schools throughout the world God's but described to you. Within the spirit's school one sees and loves him too.
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I say to this night: 'Pass more slowly'; and the dawn will come to dispel the night.
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In homes, a haunted apparatus sleeps,That snores when you pick it up.If the ghost cries, they carry itTo their lips and soothe it to sleepWith sounds. And yet, they wake it upDeliberately, by tickling with a finger.
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If I can contribute to people having fun, I would feel very fulfilled as an artist.
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I learned to park outside of Denny's because it's 24 hours. I made a deal at a 7-Eleven with a mailman so I could get my mail delivered there.
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We were ordered out to quell an uprising of the Indians, and were out for several days, had numerous skirmishes during which six of the soldiers were killed and several severely wounded.
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So before we end and then begin, we'll drink a toast to how it's been. A few more hours to be complete, a few more nights on satin sheets. A few more times that I can say, that I've loved these days.
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There was a saying that a man's true character was revealed in defeat. I thought it was also revealed in victory.
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There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'