Chelsea Handler Quotes

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

Chelsea Handler

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• All the musicians I loved growing up were men. I loved Leonard Cohen, Mick Jagger. I loved Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys. Even today, I love Van McCann from Catfish and the Bottlemen and Matt Healy from The 1975.

  

  Halsey
  • Up
  • Men
  • Love

• I had no future with the Dodgers, because I was too closely identified with Branch Rickey. After the club was taken over by Walter O'Malley, you couldn't even mention Mr. Rickey's name in front of him. I considered Mr. Rickey the greatest human being I had ever known.

  

  Jackie Robinson
  • Future
  • Taken
  • Name

• My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It's the new ones that I haven't identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may be a borderline hypochondriac, or you could say I am fascinated by the body - at least by mine.

  

  Ted Danson
  • Wife
  • Body
  • Complain

• Caesar recognized the omens, but he didn't believe they applied to him.

  

  Nate Silver
  • Believe
  • Him
  • Recognized

• The opposition is indispensable. A good statesman, like any other sensible human being, always learns more from his opposition than from his fervent supporters.

  

  Walter Lippmann
  • Good
  • Always
  • Human

• My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • Hope
  • Name
  • Middle

• I have this horrific thing where I'm really bad with names and faces. I have an appalling memory. Someone will come up to me in the street and go, 'Eddie!', and I'll try and give myself time by going into overdrive, 'Hey, hi! Nice to see you!' and start a whole conversation because I can't distinguish between who I know and who I don't.

  

  Eddie Redmayne
  • Up
  • Time
  • Bad

• When the flower blooms, the bees come uninvited.

  

  Ramakrishna
  • Flower
  • Gardening
  • Bees

• When I analyse myself and my reactions or behaviour, there is the act and the actor. There is a division between the two and that creates conflict between 'what is' and 'what should be'.

  

  Jiddu Krishnamurti

• One thing that's important to understand is that it's believed that the pathology of CTE doesn't have to do with concussion so much as it has to do with the accumulation of sub-concussive hits. So every hit matters. If you're subject to 800 or 1,200 of these every year, it accumulates. It's like erosion.

  

  Chris Borland
  • Important

• You can win ten times, and then you are not able to win five times. I have to discover the reason why, and I am going to find that.

  

  Pep Guardiola
  • Why

• I'm from that generation where there aren't that many pictures of me as a baby.

  

  Katherine Ryan
  • Baby

• Is there anything sadder than the foods of the 1950s? Canned, frozen, packaged concoctions, served up by the plateful, three meals per day, in an era in which the supermarket was king, the farmer's market was, well, for farmers, and the word 'locavore' sounded vaguely like a mythical beast.

  

  Jeffrey Kluger
  • Up
  • King
  • Frozen

• Software eventually and necessarily gained the same respect as any other discipline.

  

  Margaret H. Hamilton
  • Respect
  • Discipline

• I worked as an artist, played in a band, met Andy Warhol, Christo, Lou Reed, and David Byrne. I had fun.

  

  Mary Lou Jepsen
  • Fun
  • Band

• When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful.

  

  Drew Barrymore
  • Today
  • Beautiful
  • Night

• Music is something that you really have to want to do it, and there has to be a reason behind it.

  

  John Gourley Portugal. The Man
  • Music

• It's important to me to play men who use their brains, not just brawn.

  

  Joe Morton
  • Men
  • Important

• It's a joy, the process itself, even instrumentally, playing and constructing music. It's just so beautiful to me.

  

  James Edward Olliges Jr.
  • Music
  • Beautiful
  • Joy

• It's much harder to work for yourself, by yourself, than to create work for a gallery, because there are no limits and you can do anything you want. It's always easier when you have a parameter, when you have a limit. You can work within the limit and push it and walk the line, but when you're given absolutely no limits, it's harder. You must really think. It's more challenging.

  

  David LaChapelle
  • Work
  • Thinking
  • Challenges

• Heartbreak taught me that you can rise from the ashes and get over .

  

  Beverly Johnson
  • Anything
  • Heartbreak

• I'm not sure if they do this in the States, but in Korea, until high school, on your graduation diploma there's a line that states your future goal. Kids write 'president' or 'astronaut,' or whatever. I always wrote 'singer.'

  

  G-Dragon
  • School
  • Kids
  • High

• We had a party with the rest of the skaters in our trailer and then the next day we were off to see Jimmy Carter. And then we had the World Championships the next weekend, so not a lot of chance to catch up.

  

  Eric Heiden
  • Up
  • World
  • Party

• You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

  

  Chelsea Handler
  • Heartbreak