Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I am a proud Zionist. I can tell you about every blossom that grows in this land. I know the history and the Bible.
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3D prefers you to use wider lenses because when things are out of focus, and yet it's in 3D, it bothers you.
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My parents were both entrepreneurs.
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I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
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I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.
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The notion of self-care for people who have hundreds of millions of dollars, it doesn't seem like a radical thing.
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We all serve a purpose. My purpose isn't to be rejected. My purpose isn't to think small or to be introverted. This door closed is literally pushing me to the next door.
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Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.
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Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
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I decided it was time to pay tribute to my own songs, to give them the opportunity to mature and be adult.
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I definitely would not do a reality show.
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The federal government has not been effective enough monitoring and surveilling bad guys.
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
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Dancing doesn't have a language.
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I read autobiographies because there is too much fiction in my life.
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I love going to the local market and seeing friends that I grew up with... and having conversations. I love the community of Bayonne.
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Television is actually closer to reality than anything in books. The madness of TV is the madness of human life.
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It's easier to poke holes in an idea than think of ways to fill them. And it's easier to focus on the 100 reasons you shouldn't do something rather than the one reason you should.
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The wisdom and experience of older people is a resource of inestimable worth. Recognizing and treasuring the contributions of older people is essential to the long-term flourishing of any society.
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I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.
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All those who seek to destroy the liberties of a democratic nation ought to know that war is the surest and shortest means to accomplish it.
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I go into any movie that's historical fiction thinking, 'OK, I'm here to watch a work of art, something delivering a series of opinions, and if it's a good work of art, these opinions become so deeply embedded in complexity and richness that I won't even be bothered by the opinions. I'll make my own mind up.'
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Is it not quite a modern vice, this habit of draining a canvas at a single glance as some people gulp down a cocktail, and complaining of unintelligibility and complication whenever a work requires study and patience on the part of the spectator?
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
