Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I am a proud Zionist. I can tell you about every blossom that grows in this land. I know the history and the Bible.
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3D prefers you to use wider lenses because when things are out of focus, and yet it's in 3D, it bothers you.
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I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
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I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.
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The notion of self-care for people who have hundreds of millions of dollars, it doesn't seem like a radical thing.
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We all serve a purpose. My purpose isn't to be rejected. My purpose isn't to think small or to be introverted. This door closed is literally pushing me to the next door.
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Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.
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Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
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I decided it was time to pay tribute to my own songs, to give them the opportunity to mature and be adult.
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I definitely would not do a reality show.
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The federal government has not been effective enough monitoring and surveilling bad guys.
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
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Dancing doesn't have a language.
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I read autobiographies because there is too much fiction in my life.
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I love going to the local market and seeing friends that I grew up with... and having conversations. I love the community of Bayonne.
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It's easier to poke holes in an idea than think of ways to fill them. And it's easier to focus on the 100 reasons you shouldn't do something rather than the one reason you should.
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The wisdom and experience of older people is a resource of inestimable worth. Recognizing and treasuring the contributions of older people is essential to the long-term flourishing of any society.
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No good poem, however confessional it may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
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Because we have been removing restraints on Papal aggression, while other nations have been imposing restraints. There are those at Rome who believe all England to be Romish at heart, because here in England a Roman Catholic can say what he will, and print what he will.
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In our early days, being recognized on any list of great companies was hard to imagine. There were times when we sold the office furniture to make payroll.
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If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old.
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Few know the joys that spring from a disinterested curiosity. It is like a cheerful spirit that leads us through worlds filled with what is true and fair, which we admire and love because it is true and fair.
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We're just like you. Were not these older idols, you know, were just kids like you guys.
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
