Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I am a proud Zionist. I can tell you about every blossom that grows in this land. I know the history and the Bible.
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3D prefers you to use wider lenses because when things are out of focus, and yet it's in 3D, it bothers you.
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I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
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I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.
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The notion of self-care for people who have hundreds of millions of dollars, it doesn't seem like a radical thing.
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We all serve a purpose. My purpose isn't to be rejected. My purpose isn't to think small or to be introverted. This door closed is literally pushing me to the next door.
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Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.
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Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
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I decided it was time to pay tribute to my own songs, to give them the opportunity to mature and be adult.
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I definitely would not do a reality show.
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The federal government has not been effective enough monitoring and surveilling bad guys.
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
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Dancing doesn't have a language.
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I read autobiographies because there is too much fiction in my life.
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I love going to the local market and seeing friends that I grew up with... and having conversations. I love the community of Bayonne.
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It's easier to poke holes in an idea than think of ways to fill them. And it's easier to focus on the 100 reasons you shouldn't do something rather than the one reason you should.
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The wisdom and experience of older people is a resource of inestimable worth. Recognizing and treasuring the contributions of older people is essential to the long-term flourishing of any society.
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No good poem, however confessional it may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
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I don't tend to watch too many American comedies. I love British comedy.
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Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.
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School was a source of great suffering to me, but once I learned to read, I disappeared into books, where I was a happy visitor to all the worlds that sprang full-blown from the printed page.
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
