Chelsea Handler Quotes
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When man possesses a good, sound body that does not overpower him nor disturb the equilibrium in him, he possesses a divine gift. In short, a good constitution facilitates the rule of the soul over the body, but it is not impossible to conquer a bad constitution by training.
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When you work with somebody for a long period of time, you develop a shorthand with everything.
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I actually have a fear of the water because I nearly drowned. I got caught in a rip tide, and I wasn't a good swimmer because that was when I was emigrating from England to Australia.
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I've been just eating very healthy, all organic, no sugar, white flour, nothing artificial. I'm being so incredibly strict... not a lot of meat!
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Music was in the air when I was growing up. My siblings Katy, Dave and Phil were musical; my dad worked in inner-city New York where a musical revolution was taking place - folk music, rock n' roll, gospel music. My sister taught me to sing. My brothers taught me to play.
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I didn't actually begin professionally acting until I was 30.
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I'm proud to be part of the resistance.
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Positivity is like a muscle: keep exercising it, and it becomes a habit.
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I'm an academic. I teach at the university, and that's where I will go back to.
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
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Winning a ring is everybody's goal, whether you're a player or a coach.
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In the '80s, I got tired of the rat race. It was a terrible time for music. I wasn't part of that whole MTV craze. I did 'Go Ahead and Rain,' which was Madeleine Stowe's first bit, but felt no connection to it. I went many years where I didn't have to work.
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I see poetry as spiritual medicine.
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I always had an awful lot going on in my head, always telling myself stories, very vivid imagination.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training.
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America rules the world - by force.
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Annie Lee Moss was a black woman who worked for the Army as a code clerk in the Pentagon. She was identified by an undercover agent of the FBI as a member of the Communist Party. Moss denied it, the Democrats sprang to her defense, and she has been treated ever since as an innocent victim of McCarthy.
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Have a goal. Know where you want to end up. Knowing where you want to end up is a lot easier than figuring out how to start and how to get there. You will figure out how to get there. Do not chart your career. Trust me; you do not want to chart your career.
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There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.
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The world’s karma will get the best of him. It’s not my job to do that.
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The principal axiom in their theory was: Everything can be proved, and everything can be disproved; and in the process, one must profit as much from the folly of others, and from his own superiority, as he can.
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When I was a kid, I went through a lot of musical phases, and one was when I'd learn everything that The Beatles ever recorded. After I started drums, I fell in love with their music so much that I just wanted to learn everything.
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I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.
