Chelsea Handler Quotes
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The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not society's dream, her own personal dream.
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I can paint in jail.
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As a young child, I was never a crier. I never cried to get my way, or even when I was in pain.
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I just was in the second round. That's painful, because always is tough to lose, but well, that's sport. You win, you lose.
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
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The freedom of thought is a sacred right of every individual man, and diversity will continue to increase with the progress, refinement, and differentiation of the human intellect.
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Well, for us, in history where goodness is a rare pearl, he who was good almost takes precedence over he who was great.
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Every man ultimately falls into the company with which he affiliates. And he is the strongest who draws men to himself, who creates the company; and this is through having a positive quality - courage and physical prowess.
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He who lives by the crystal ball soon learns to eat ground glass.
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North America was ready for something other than a vanilla cooking show and we were providing the double dark chocolate fudge.
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Every sentence spoken by Napoleon, and every line of his writing, deserves reading, as it is the sense of France.
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But you can't realize, you can't know what another person goes through.
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
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In the early 1970s in Atlanta, I attended what had formerly been an all-white school but had become a black school after integration and white flight. Perhaps because of this, the teachers created a curriculum that included a focus on African American literature and history year-round, not just in February.
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South Central is just who I am. Even though I have a nice house, nice family, the rest of my generation is still in South Central L.A. My cousins, my brothers, my sisters, they don't wanna move out.
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The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love.
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Peace goes into the making of a poem as flour goes into the making of bread.
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Good reporting should have the same standard as in a courtroom - beyond a reasonable doubt.
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No, but Liza took went and took away from me, possibly my livelihood.
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I am just trying to live for my kids. It is all about my kids now. I love them endlessly.
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Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory it too good.
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Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.
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I wasn't athletic as a kid, and I was self-conscious about my body, but then in eighth grade I won a school contest, and the prize was a bunch of personal training sessions.
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TMZ is so disgusting.
