Chelsea Handler Quotes
If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.
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I think my numbers speak for themselves.
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I don't think my mother and father ever had any doubts about what I was to be punished for or not. My parents come from a very strictly defined culture.
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I've wanted to be an actor for such a long time that I haven't had anything else in my thoughts. I think my family would have quite liked me to be a lawyer.
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I always knew I would make the record that I made in 'Carter Girl.'
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We had something very special in the Faces. We were blessed to have the fun we had.
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As long as there is cash, and the economy is running, all is well. But as a bank, we'll have to test, experiment, try a hundred different things. A few may work, a few may fail, but we have to experiment and try.
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There's a whole element of human interaction and character interaction that I really enjoy doing.
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.
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In real life, coincidences happen all the time. In novels, they are leapt upon with fury.
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Natural gas is better distributed than any other fuel in the United States. It's down every street and up every alley. There's a pipeline.
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Of course the United States and Russia have different interests. Nevertheless, both are strategic partners.
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There's obviously a group who enjoys what Tyler Perry is putting out there. And why fault them? And there's a group that loves the things that Spike does. So they should enjoy that, too. Is it my taste? Maybe not, but I'm not going to fault anybody for doing what they're doing as long as people are showing up.
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Even without an economic downturn, women sometimes want to keep their shopping habits to themselves.
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I've never walked away from any of my positions. I take pride in them.
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I like the idea of sending my Aquazurra girls out with a lucky charm under their feet.
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When you do something with a lot of honesty, appetite and commitment, the input reflects in the output.
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My grandparents used to bring me books every time they saw me.
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I clung to my vegan friends for more support than anyone because they helped guide me and made the transition much easier. My family was a bit skeptical, as they felt like I wasn't getting enough protein in my vegan diet.
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Il y a dans tout homme, à toute heure, deux postulations simultanées, l'une vers Dieu, l'autre vers Satan.
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I think there was a time when I considered myself a work addict, but that's no longer accurate. My life has changed so dramatically over the last number of years, especially having a family now. My priorities have shifted.
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A 'good' family, it seems, is one that used to be better.
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Hersesy is denying the word of God, and the word of God is much more reliably expressed in the natural world as it’s revealed through reason and science than in what I have heard described wonderfully as “the giant book of Jewish fairy stories".
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If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.
