Chevy Chase Quotes
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I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
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I turned down 'Forrest Gump.'
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All those car battles with my brother Ned were excellent training. Even now, on the set, if we're getting into a vehicle, I'll yell 'shotgun' first. Thus forcing Steve Martin into the back of the car.
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There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.
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It's so important, people laughing.
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All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it; when you look, how you look. All those little things are physical.
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Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
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Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.
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If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn't be just a repetitious 'Hey, I'm still here!'
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If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
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With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
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Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
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I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.
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Comparing 'Christmas Vacation' to 'It's A Wonderful Life' is the silliest thing. That film starred the greatest movie actor of all time, and the idea that our movie could ever be connected in some fashion to something so brilliant and beautiful always made feel like, 'That's all they had to write about?'
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I have been asked to direct many times and usually said no.
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Ideally, I'd like to go right back to getting $7 million a picture and being the headliner. That's probably not going to happen.
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I've always loved the 'Weekend Update' people.
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It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.
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I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.
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It wasn't as if I was simply some guy who had never seen the other side of the tracks.
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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
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My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
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If you get 'hot,' everyone's nice to you.