Kathy Griffin Quotes
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We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' This is foolishness, and this kind of foolishness, where we try to excuse human behavior, is dangerous.
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My reasons for declaring a sexual preference had to do less with the pursuit of personal freedom than with the lust for pure shock value.
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A lot of time mistakes are very interesting - you look for the behaviour that's not the one you expect.
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I don't see a lot of nature in L.A. Then again, I don't see a lot when I go back to St. Louis, either.
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In 1994, when I came to PepsiCo, there were really three businesses. They were soft drinks, which included both bottling and the concentrate company. There were salted snacks - Frito Lay. And restaurants where we had, we all talk of them, Pizza Hut, KFC and a whole bunch of casual dining chains.
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What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.
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I'm still an old-school reporter at heart. Writing fiction satisfies my journalistic need to hear and relay the testimony of everyday people at the center of events.
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My whole deal is I want to have a principle-based, member-driven caucus.
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A song without music is a lot like H2 without the O.
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I have a lot of those 'Forrest Gump,' I-was-there moments.
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The reason why time plays a great part in so many of my tales is that this element looms up in my mind as the most profoundly dramatic and grimly terrible thing in the universe.
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A lot of my male vocal influences are British - people like David Bowie, Freddie Mercury and Robert Plant.
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Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
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If you make a really good product that people want and are willing to pay for, money will come.
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A great fig should look like it's just about to burst its skin. When squeezed lightly it should give a little and not spring back. It must be almost unctuously sweet, soft and wet.
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I ain't here to tell nobody what's right or what's wrong.
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I'm obsessed with making lists.
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The more you write tunes, the better they will become. The more you do gigs, the better you will become.
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A man without a heroic bent starts dying at the age of thirty.
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From day one, I have been told I am no different from the male astronauts. As a pilot, I flew in the sky. Now that I am an astronaut, I will fly in space.
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As long as I live under the capitalistic system I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp. This, sir, is my resignation.
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I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
