Kathy Griffin Quotes
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We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' This is foolishness, and this kind of foolishness, where we try to excuse human behavior, is dangerous.
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My reasons for declaring a sexual preference had to do less with the pursuit of personal freedom than with the lust for pure shock value.
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A lot of time mistakes are very interesting - you look for the behaviour that's not the one you expect.
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I don't see a lot of nature in L.A. Then again, I don't see a lot when I go back to St. Louis, either.
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What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.
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I'm still an old-school reporter at heart. Writing fiction satisfies my journalistic need to hear and relay the testimony of everyday people at the center of events.
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My whole deal is I want to have a principle-based, member-driven caucus.
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A song without music is a lot like H2 without the O.
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I have a lot of those 'Forrest Gump,' I-was-there moments.
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The reason why time plays a great part in so many of my tales is that this element looms up in my mind as the most profoundly dramatic and grimly terrible thing in the universe.
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Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
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If you make a really good product that people want and are willing to pay for, money will come.
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A great fig should look like it's just about to burst its skin. When squeezed lightly it should give a little and not spring back. It must be almost unctuously sweet, soft and wet.
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I ain't here to tell nobody what's right or what's wrong.
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I'm obsessed with making lists.
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The more you write tunes, the better they will become. The more you do gigs, the better you will become.
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A man without a heroic bent starts dying at the age of thirty.
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Secrecy as deep as this is past possibility without nonexistence as well.
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Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.
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And that is called paying the Dane-geld; but we've proved it again and again, that if once you have paid him the Dane-geld you never get rid of the Dane.
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George Lindsay who played Goober thought Andy Griffith Show limited his career.
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Marxian Socialism must always remain a portent to the historians of Opinion - how a doctrine so illogical and so dull can have exercised so powerful and enduring an influence over the minds of men, and, through them, the events of history.
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A Test match is like a painting. A one day match is like a Rolf Harris painting.
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I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
