Kathy Griffin Quotes
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We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' This is foolishness, and this kind of foolishness, where we try to excuse human behavior, is dangerous.
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My reasons for declaring a sexual preference had to do less with the pursuit of personal freedom than with the lust for pure shock value.
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A lot of time mistakes are very interesting - you look for the behaviour that's not the one you expect.
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I don't see a lot of nature in L.A. Then again, I don't see a lot when I go back to St. Louis, either.
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What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.
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I'm still an old-school reporter at heart. Writing fiction satisfies my journalistic need to hear and relay the testimony of everyday people at the center of events.
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My whole deal is I want to have a principle-based, member-driven caucus.
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A song without music is a lot like H2 without the O.
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I have a lot of those 'Forrest Gump,' I-was-there moments.
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The reason why time plays a great part in so many of my tales is that this element looms up in my mind as the most profoundly dramatic and grimly terrible thing in the universe.
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Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
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If you make a really good product that people want and are willing to pay for, money will come.
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A great fig should look like it's just about to burst its skin. When squeezed lightly it should give a little and not spring back. It must be almost unctuously sweet, soft and wet.
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I ain't here to tell nobody what's right or what's wrong.
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I'm obsessed with making lists.
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The more you write tunes, the better they will become. The more you do gigs, the better you will become.
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A man without a heroic bent starts dying at the age of thirty.
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Secrecy as deep as this is past possibility without nonexistence as well.
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We academics - I am an academic - we love complexity. You can write papers about complexity, and the nice thing about complexity is it's fundamentally intractable in many ways, so you're not responsible for outcomes.
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I am really committed to my faith journey, and I am committed to my family. My husband and I have been married for almost 30 years, and we homeschool our kids. We have a different working-out-of the-box family, but we do make it work, obviously with God's grace, and we are very grateful for that.
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My career is just kind of crazy.
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Do ye not comprehend that we are worms born to bring forth the angelic butterfly that flieth unto judgment without screen?
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I was raised with the notion that there is no greater honor than to find a way to serve your country.
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I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
