Kathy Griffin Quotes
Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.
Quotes to Explore
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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The public's nerves are raw and edgy. You have to be discreet and understanding about the films you are showing.
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You can't bank on the outcome.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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I have worked hard and learnt that I have to make a decision - whether I am going to conform and protect myself or not. I chose not to.
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I am a shy person, basically. I don't think I can take my shirt off in front of so many people. I never thought about it. No one asked me to. But I don't even know if people like it if they see me without a shirt all of a sudden. But let's see, if a film demands it, I might just do it.
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When I taught, the way in which we got evaluated is what I used to call the drive-by evaluation. Somebody would come in for 20 minutes with a checklist, and that would be your evaluation. So it was clearly a snapshot.
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Law is the essential foundation of stability and order both within societies and in international relations.
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The world depends on fungi, because they are major players in the cycling of materials and energy around the world.
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I have my own past and my own personality. I'm going to relate to the material in a completely different way than somebody else might.
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Most of my ideas come from drawing patterns across conversations I have with different types of people - technology investors, young fashion design students, a CEO. This variety is stimulating and offers many different perspectives on the things I am thinking about.
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I love to smoke things; there's usually something always in the pot outside. That smell of something in the smoker just reminds me of home.
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Visually speaking, nothing calls Shakespeare to mind like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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I love the way they look. I love the way they feel. I love saying the word again and again: Jeggings! Jeggings! Jeggings!
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Not since the Depression has the state been this dry, have our rivers been this low, our water table this low, and our reservoirs this low.
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You make a movie with some people, you become friends over the process of making this movie and then... you go your own way.
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I saw myself as an outsider as a teen. I was home-schooled and got my G.E.D. when I was 16; I wasn't interested in high school at all and figured that college might be more entertaining.
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The only way to get love is to be lovable. It's very irritating if you have a lot of money. You'd like to think you could write a check: 'I'll buy a million dollars' worth of love.' But it doesn't work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get.
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In Google's world, public space is just something that stands between your house and the well-reviewed restaurant that you are dying to get to.
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As long as you understand that you find happiness through family, friends and love, then money is just a nice bonus.
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I grew up in a brick house. What's wrong with bricks? An Englishman took me aside and said, "You have to understand, all the bricklayers in England are Irish, and the English hate the Irish."
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Sometimes in politics, you think you've seen it all. Turns out I was wrong.
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Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.
