Kathy Griffin Quotes
Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.
Quotes to Explore
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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The public's nerves are raw and edgy. You have to be discreet and understanding about the films you are showing.
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You can't bank on the outcome.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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I have worked hard and learnt that I have to make a decision - whether I am going to conform and protect myself or not. I chose not to.
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I am a shy person, basically. I don't think I can take my shirt off in front of so many people. I never thought about it. No one asked me to. But I don't even know if people like it if they see me without a shirt all of a sudden. But let's see, if a film demands it, I might just do it.
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I am going to put money into education at the expense of other programs.
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When I taught, the way in which we got evaluated is what I used to call the drive-by evaluation. Somebody would come in for 20 minutes with a checklist, and that would be your evaluation. So it was clearly a snapshot.
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Law is the essential foundation of stability and order both within societies and in international relations.
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The world depends on fungi, because they are major players in the cycling of materials and energy around the world.
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I have my own past and my own personality. I'm going to relate to the material in a completely different way than somebody else might.
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Stay calm and aggressive.
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Most of my ideas come from drawing patterns across conversations I have with different types of people - technology investors, young fashion design students, a CEO. This variety is stimulating and offers many different perspectives on the things I am thinking about.
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I love to smoke things; there's usually something always in the pot outside. That smell of something in the smoker just reminds me of home.
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Novelists who pretend to understand what keeps them scribbling are really just guessing. A profound, unmet childish need to be acknowledged? Maybe. It hardly matters, though. The termite that asks itself why it keeps chewing risks becoming sluggish and inefficient, as does the writer who grows self-conscious in the middle of chapter five.
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Visually speaking, nothing calls Shakespeare to mind like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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I love the way they look. I love the way they feel. I love saying the word again and again: Jeggings! Jeggings! Jeggings!
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Not since the Depression has the state been this dry, have our rivers been this low, our water table this low, and our reservoirs this low.
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It's hard to explain to my parents what's going on. You can't compare Hollywood with Cuba. I didn't even know I could dream this.
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The existence of life beyond Earth is an ancient human concern. Over the years, however, attempts to understand humanity's place in the cosmos through science often got hijacked by wishful thinking or fabricated tales.
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I always thought when I got older that I'd be jealous of my children but I'm not. It's the opposite. I love seeing their possibilities. Nothing makes me as happy as sitting at dinner with loved ones, having a glass of wine with a meal that I've cooked. What could be better?
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I never took any vocal training.
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Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.
