Kathy Griffin Quotes
Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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The public's nerves are raw and edgy. You have to be discreet and understanding about the films you are showing.
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You can't bank on the outcome.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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I have worked hard and learnt that I have to make a decision - whether I am going to conform and protect myself or not. I chose not to.
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I am a shy person, basically. I don't think I can take my shirt off in front of so many people. I never thought about it. No one asked me to. But I don't even know if people like it if they see me without a shirt all of a sudden. But let's see, if a film demands it, I might just do it.
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When I taught, the way in which we got evaluated is what I used to call the drive-by evaluation. Somebody would come in for 20 minutes with a checklist, and that would be your evaluation. So it was clearly a snapshot.
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Law is the essential foundation of stability and order both within societies and in international relations.
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The world depends on fungi, because they are major players in the cycling of materials and energy around the world.
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I have my own past and my own personality. I'm going to relate to the material in a completely different way than somebody else might.
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Most of my ideas come from drawing patterns across conversations I have with different types of people - technology investors, young fashion design students, a CEO. This variety is stimulating and offers many different perspectives on the things I am thinking about.
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I love to smoke things; there's usually something always in the pot outside. That smell of something in the smoker just reminds me of home.
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Visually speaking, nothing calls Shakespeare to mind like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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I love the way they look. I love the way they feel. I love saying the word again and again: Jeggings! Jeggings! Jeggings!
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Not since the Depression has the state been this dry, have our rivers been this low, our water table this low, and our reservoirs this low.
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You make a movie with some people, you become friends over the process of making this movie and then... you go your own way.
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I saw myself as an outsider as a teen. I was home-schooled and got my G.E.D. when I was 16; I wasn't interested in high school at all and figured that college might be more entertaining.
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Are not poets men who fulfill their hopes prematurely?
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I just want to be in there at the end of the game to try to help the team win. The last six minutes of an NBA game is where you make your name, so hopefully I'm in there trying to help my guys win.
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It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or do in a circumstance unexpected by other people: it is reflection, meditation.
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Route running is an art, not a science.
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Storytelling is about patience, about making sense of the moments of pathos and beauty that you find, and about carrying these moments back into your own life.
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Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.