Kathy Griffin Quotes
Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.
Quotes to Explore
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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You can't bank on the outcome.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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I have worked hard and learnt that I have to make a decision - whether I am going to conform and protect myself or not. I chose not to.
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I am a shy person, basically. I don't think I can take my shirt off in front of so many people. I never thought about it. No one asked me to. But I don't even know if people like it if they see me without a shirt all of a sudden. But let's see, if a film demands it, I might just do it.
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When I taught, the way in which we got evaluated is what I used to call the drive-by evaluation. Somebody would come in for 20 minutes with a checklist, and that would be your evaluation. So it was clearly a snapshot.
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The world depends on fungi, because they are major players in the cycling of materials and energy around the world.
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Most of my ideas come from drawing patterns across conversations I have with different types of people - technology investors, young fashion design students, a CEO. This variety is stimulating and offers many different perspectives on the things I am thinking about.
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I love to smoke things; there's usually something always in the pot outside. That smell of something in the smoker just reminds me of home.
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Visually speaking, nothing calls Shakespeare to mind like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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I love the way they look. I love the way they feel. I love saying the word again and again: Jeggings! Jeggings! Jeggings!
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Not since the Depression has the state been this dry, have our rivers been this low, our water table this low, and our reservoirs this low.
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You make a movie with some people, you become friends over the process of making this movie and then... you go your own way.
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I saw myself as an outsider as a teen. I was home-schooled and got my G.E.D. when I was 16; I wasn't interested in high school at all and figured that college might be more entertaining.
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There's this absurd situation on a movie set where your trailer's here and the set is here and the lunch tent is here, and you're not allowed to get yourself from these three places.
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In build and appearance, Tuppy somewhat resembles a bulldog, and his aspect now was that of one of these fine animals who has just been refused a slice of cake.
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Capital punishment kills immediately, whereas lifetime imprisonment does so slowly. Which executioner is more humane? The one who kills you in a few minutes, or the one who wrests your life from you in the course of many years?
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Sail on silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine Oh, if you need a friend I'm sailing right behind.
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It's nice to know that people are so interested in my life. But I have never shared anything with the media. I like to keep quiet.
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Go into something because you really like it, and then do it with a drive and enthusiasm so that it isn't work.
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If time and space, as sages say, Are things which cannot be, The sun which does not feel decay No greater is than we. So why, Love, should we ever pray To live a century? The butterfly that lives a day Has lived eternity.
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Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.
