Kathy Griffin Quotes
Cause you know my joke is that I love her (Oprah Winfrey) but she thinks she's Jesus? And when she gets a paper cut she's like 'Oh, stigmata?'. No, Oprah. Get off the cross and do your show!
Kathy Griffin
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What is the benefit of fasting in our body while filling our souls with innumerable evils? He who does not play at dice, but spends his leisure otherwise, what nonsense does he not utter? What absurdities does he not listen to? Leisure without the fear of God is, for those who do not know how to use time, the teacher of wickedness.
Saint Basil
For if the honour paid to Him is shared by others, He altogether ceases to be worshipped, since His religion requires us to believe that He is the one and only God.
Lactantius
The word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
Carl Jung
I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises that most of us live with.
Garry Trudeau
Above all, the fans of the Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as the entire franchise, deserve and need our players and coaches to dig deep within themselves.
Dan Gilbert
Don't tell God they were only little globs of tissue. They were real live persons, being formed in their mother;s womb.
Jack Chick
When you come after Americans, we go after you. It may take time, but we have long memories, and our reach has no limit.
Barack Obama
I just like being able to spend time with my family.
Paula Creamer
Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.
P. J. O'Rourke
To eat well, I always disagree with critics who say that all restaurants should be fine dining. You can get a Michelin star if you serve the best hamburger in the world.
David Chang
A great deal of her obscurity and cant, Tenar had begun to realize, was mere ineptness with words and ideas. Nobody had ever taught her to think consecutively. Nobody had ever listened to what she said. All that was expected, all that was wanted of her was muddle, mystery, mumbling. She was a witchwoman. She had nothing to do with clear meaning.
Ursula K. Le Guin
Cause you know my joke is that I love her (Oprah Winfrey) but she thinks she's Jesus? And when she gets a paper cut she's like 'Oh, stigmata?'. No, Oprah. Get off the cross and do your show!
Kathy Griffin