Kathy Griffin Quotes
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
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In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob.
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
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A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
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I really enjoy comedy. It's a real challenge.
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It's not just the actor in front of the camera. And it's important to have respect for all those people that work behind the camera.
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Indian classical music was born when time barely existed. It developed further within the structures of royal courts and a system of patronage where the ruler or the feudal master determined all.
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The Internet allows the small guy a global marketplace. But technology is harmful in the sense that we get too much information from it. Because of the web we get 10 times the amount of noise we ever got, which makes harmful fallacies far more likely.
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Only those ignorant of what poetry means will ask the question: what is it good for?
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Skating is tough to pick up when you are a grown up.
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I work grief and sadness out of my body when I dance, and I bring in joy and rhythm.
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Incidentally, our railroad facilities are under video surveillance by the federal police. However, the federal and state governments will have to determine whether video surveillance shouldn't be significantly expanded to a certain degree.
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After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to the simple formula of calories in, calories out.
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The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.
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Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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Hearts are the strongest when they beat in response to noble ideals.
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I like writing. It's partly control freak, and partly I really like what I do for a living. I have the luckiest job in the world. I can get up every day and do what I love for a living.
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Know what to do if you feel faint or dizzy, especially if you might fall and hit your head.
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Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.
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My hair creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you.'
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There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.
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I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
