Chris Elliott Quotes
That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?
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The growth model China has relied on for the last 30 years - one predicated on low-cost exports to the rest of the world and investment in resource intensive heavy manufacturing - is unlikely to serve it well in the next 30 years.
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It is so difficult in the world for people to find love, true love.
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I say the law should be blind to race, gender and sexual orientation, just as it claims to be blind to wealth and power. There should be no specially protected groups of any kind, except for children, the severely disabled and the elderly, whose physical frailty demands society's care.
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Most of the time, as a model, I feel like I'm just a doll. They control how I should move.
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In sleep, you are safe from the revolting mechanics of living and being a prey to outrageous fortune.
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Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.
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I think it's fun to get in a room and sweat with people. I'm happy to share my workouts with everyone.
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Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.
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Well, you know, I - again, even in the context of BP, I wonder about this government's priorities. The federal government's top priority right now should be the cleanup. And BP certainly has done so many things wrong. They need to be held to account.
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Most people consider me an optimist because I laughingly state that I would take my last two dollars and buy a money belt.
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I think the perfection of love is that it's not perfect.
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I think, no matter what, when you're writing songs, most people write about the extremes of their experiences.
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If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost.
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I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
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Any acting is a stretch of the imagination. That's your job. Acting is truth in imaginary circumstances. Acting with green screen or a motion capture stage, you're striving for absolute truth in absolutely imaginary circumstances.
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If you think back to your first love, you always remember them and little things always remind you of them.
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Capitalism has its weaknesses. But it is capitalism that ended the stranglehold of the hereditary aristocracies, raised the standard of living for most of the world and enabled the emancipation of women.
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For years Don Imus was just – boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me. Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.
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Thus, during the winter of 2003 I ventured into a new arena as a professional photographer.
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I think that I have sold out sometimes.
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What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to me... there's something wrong with me', is in fact stuff that is universal.
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Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist.
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If you're gonna learn how to do something, you'd better learn to do it right.
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That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?
