Chris Hardwick Quotes
When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.

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Awards don't really mean much.
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San Francisco lags behind other communities in providing a vital, vibrant and ecologically sustainable urban canopy, as well as open space in the city.
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I'd love to do something where I can act and dance at the same time, like on Broadway or in movies.
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I hate bell peppers, which is annoying because they technically have my name all over them.
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I don't commit to things unless I have my A-team to do it. And I'm not trying to be cocky, but that shows in my productions. They are top notch!
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Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
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Vulnerable young women are being brainwashed by the radical lies of ISIS militants in the Middle East.
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North as well as South, the Negroes have emerged from slavery into a serfdom of poverty and restricted rights.
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More and more, we're used to taking things in through the eyes rather than through the ears, and opera is more of a spectacle.
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The Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is a unique and biologically special place that should be preserved.
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We are all human beings, and our nationality is simply an accident of birth.
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Evil report carries further than any applause.
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Love hurts the most when you really love. Sometimes you think you're in love, and then you find out that you're not because you're not really hurting. But when it's real love, then it's gonna hurt. It's supposed to hurt because it's real.
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There might well have been an Irish great-great-grandfather of mine back then in the 1800s.
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I'm not particularly fond of Shoah jokes, yet there is one I cannot forget: Why was Auschwitz an optimistic place? Because all the pessimists were already in New York by then.
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Social peace requires reciprocity.
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Well the way we perceive accuracy and what accuracy is statistically are really two different things.
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Building a home for neglected senior citizens is my long time dream.
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When you're from the East Coast or you're from the South, people expect you to sound a certain way. So if you don't sound that way, people won't label you as that type of artist. For me, I had a whole new lane to create for myself being from Pittsburgh and being a Midwest artist.
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A name indicates what we seek. An address indicates where it is. A route indicates how we get there.
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So many people’s school experience contains at least one instance of being looked down upon because they didn’t care for one or more of the sacred mutant outcroppings of High Modernism, and they concluded from this that Literature is all about impenetrable stuff that they don’t like. That damn Hemingway with his crazy free verse.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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One of the things that made me try writing novels was I could take time off to be with the kids. That's the practical side of what I love about the writing life.
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When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.