Chris Hardwick Quotes
When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.
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Awards don't really mean much.
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San Francisco lags behind other communities in providing a vital, vibrant and ecologically sustainable urban canopy, as well as open space in the city.
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I'd love to do something where I can act and dance at the same time, like on Broadway or in movies.
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I hate bell peppers, which is annoying because they technically have my name all over them.
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I don't commit to things unless I have my A-team to do it. And I'm not trying to be cocky, but that shows in my productions. They are top notch!
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Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
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Vulnerable young women are being brainwashed by the radical lies of ISIS militants in the Middle East.
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North as well as South, the Negroes have emerged from slavery into a serfdom of poverty and restricted rights.
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More and more, we're used to taking things in through the eyes rather than through the ears, and opera is more of a spectacle.
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The Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is a unique and biologically special place that should be preserved.
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We are all human beings, and our nationality is simply an accident of birth.
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Evil report carries further than any applause.
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Love hurts the most when you really love. Sometimes you think you're in love, and then you find out that you're not because you're not really hurting. But when it's real love, then it's gonna hurt. It's supposed to hurt because it's real.
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There might well have been an Irish great-great-grandfather of mine back then in the 1800s.
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I'm not particularly fond of Shoah jokes, yet there is one I cannot forget: Why was Auschwitz an optimistic place? Because all the pessimists were already in New York by then.
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Well the way we perceive accuracy and what accuracy is statistically are really two different things.
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Building a home for neglected senior citizens is my long time dream.
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Throughout the day, my phone will variously chirp, burp and growl – it's like living with a velociraptor. The last time I went to try to shut it off, the thing bit me.
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Some things you'll never know, and some things you'll wish you never knew.
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I don't know if I want to break my own record. I think I would rather leave it as it is.
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We still have much work to do. The American people care little about procedure, but they care a lot about final results.
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I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making.
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
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When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.
