Daniel Handler Quotes
Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Reading poetry, even if you are only reading to find a secret message within its words, can often give one a feeling of power, the way you can feel powerful if you are the only one who brought an umbrella on a rainy day, or the only one who knows how to untie knots when you're taken hostage.
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All the marketing and advertising sells the book as what it is and hopes that the book will be displayed so that your readers can find it.
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They're always so serious, the orchestras, you know? It's always a fun contrast of that song and the genre of music. And me.
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I am very different to how people think I am. It's the characters I play that they are responding to.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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The forthputting of willpower is a means of strengthening willpower. The will becomes strong by exercise. To stick to a thing till you are master is a test of intellectual discipline and power.
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I love the creativity of New York, but I don't enjoy the city - I don't like living here.
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Socrates was famously executed for his philosophical and political beliefs. I wondered what would happen if you had a similar character, who was so relentlessly questioning of everything? In a modern society, would we be any more or any less tolerant of that kind of character?
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The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise that.
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War is over if you want it.
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If everybody, every day, would try to do one thing that pulls them beyond themselves the world will start being a better place.
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I wouldn't let a biopic be made on me. That's because I don't believe in them. I don't like them.
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I know a lot of people struggle with the idea of Jesus and their idea of God. I think, if you don't even know what you're praying to or who you're praying to, based on what I know to be true, regardless, God's always listening.
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Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.
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Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted with the idiom of country or rock music, it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar. Bars are a rehearsal place.
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You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.
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Where the stakes are the highest, in the war on terror, we cannot possibly succeed without extraordinary international cooperation. Effective international police actions require the highest degree of intelligence sharing, planning and collaborative enforcement.
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If you care about injustice, and if you care about freedom, and you care about human rights, then you care about them everywhere.
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A creationist can embarrass an evolutionist by asking for a definition of species.
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Victor Young had been hired to write the score for the dances of The Ten Commandments but he became very ill. You were then hired to write the score. But at the same time you'd written The Man with the Golden Arm score.
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You can get along very well in this world by simply coming up with a quantity of reasonably valid statements.
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The trouble in America is not that we are making too many mistakes, but that we are making too few.
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I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.
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It's time for women to wake up, to use the power of the vote, to honor the suffragists who chained themselves to the White House fence so that women could vote.
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Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Reading poetry, even if you are only reading to find a secret message within its words, can often give one a feeling of power, the way you can feel powerful if you are the only one who brought an umbrella on a rainy day, or the only one who knows how to untie knots when you're taken hostage.
