Daniel Handler Quotes
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Halloween seems to last forever, until it is finally time to put on one's costume and demand candy from strangers.
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All love gets over, and we must get over it.
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Blank paper has always inspired me.
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'I know' Helena said and this is another example of why behave this way? Things just poured out of her mouth lately, like vomit, and sometimes it actually was.
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This world is suchier than we are, and the best thing to do is keep moving and find your keys.
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Friday: Baudelaires, please come with me.Olaf: What about me?Friday: Go away.
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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
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Like handshakes, house pets, or raw carrots, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up - and down - a range of strange and distressing mountains.
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For Beatrice-I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.
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For Beatrice-You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave. -Lemony Snicket
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Shyness is a very curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people are any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down.
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Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! -Carmelita Spats
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I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.
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judgmentally, judgmentally, judgmentally I would believe in you and sword fight others who did not, any necessary sacrifice if you were in the mood for that.
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This is love, moving to where the money is, and all the while a volcano or an ex-girlfriend might blow the whole thing to hell, as the Americans say. As everybody says.
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It's hard for decent people to stay angry at someone who has burst into tears, which is why it is often a good idea to burst into tears if a decent person is yelling at you.
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The world gets grimy and the love object is in stark relief from its surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street and why wouldn't you pick it up if it appeared in a taxi cab.
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Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. -Lemony Snicket
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Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
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All four of them have completely abandoned one another.
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'I love you, too' David said and took the bottle.'I want you to love me in particular,' Helena said
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For Beatrice-When we were together I felt breathless. Now, you are.-Lemony Snicket
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As the aphorism says, If you have to ask, you can't afford it.