Daniel Handler Quotes
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I can't stand the lyrics.
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Klaus: Maybe I don't know what 'cakesniffer' means, but I think I can translate our new school's motto... If I'm not mistaken, 'Memento Mori' means 'Remember you will die'.
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For Beatrice-I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.
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I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.
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Like handshakes, house pets, or raw carrots, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up - and down - a range of strange and distressing mountains.
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This world is suchier than we are, and the best thing to do is keep moving and find your keys.
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'I know' Helena said and this is another example of why behave this way? Things just poured out of her mouth lately, like vomit, and sometimes it actually was.
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All love gets over, and we must get over it.
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She said, 'We're detectives' in the tone of voice that someone might say, 'Making you happy isn't making me happy'
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Friday: Baudelaires, please come with me.Olaf: What about me?Friday: Go away.
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Dear Reader,
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Halloween seems to last forever, until it is finally time to put on one's costume and demand candy from strangers.
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judgmentally, judgmentally, judgmentally I would believe in you and sword fight others who did not, any necessary sacrifice if you were in the mood for that.
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For Beatrice-You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave. -Lemony Snicket
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The world gets grimy and the love object is in stark relief from its surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street and why wouldn't you pick it up if it appeared in a taxi cab.
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All four of them have completely abandoned one another.
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Shyness is a very curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people are any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down.
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For Beatrice-When we were together I felt breathless. Now, you are.-Lemony Snicket
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Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! -Carmelita Spats
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Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
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It's hard for decent people to stay angry at someone who has burst into tears, which is why it is often a good idea to burst into tears if a decent person is yelling at you.
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With all due respect,
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This is love, moving to where the money is, and all the while a volcano or an ex-girlfriend might blow the whole thing to hell, as the Americans say. As everybody says.
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As the aphorism says, If you have to ask, you can't afford it.