Daniel Handler Quotes
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I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned.
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Because of the information discussed on page nine, experts now suspect that there may in fact be one survivor of the fire, but the survivor's whereabouts are unknown.
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It was a bad day for love.
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One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.
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'I love you, too' David said and took the bottle.'I want you to love me in particular,' Helena said
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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
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I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dull. So when I embarked into the world of picture books, my first thought was to do something about the dark.
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Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
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Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Reading poetry, even if you are only reading to find a secret message within its words, can often give one a feeling of power, the way you can feel powerful if you are the only one who brought an umbrella on a rainy day, or the only one who knows how to untie knots when you're taken hostage.
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This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. Everybody's chewed over this. This unites us, this part of love.
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For Beatrice-When we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended
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Violet: You are being unbearable, with a U!
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Love was in the air so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.
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With all due respect,
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There are few sights sadder than a ruined book. -Lemony Snicket
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As the official representative of Lemony Snicket in all legal, literary, and social matters, I am often asked difficult questions, even when I am in a hurry. Recently, the most common questions have been the following:
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Burn down hotel! Sunny said.
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Beatrice.
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Keith has one of those all terrain things that will come in so handy when the world ends and we need a nine-thousand -cylinder engine to drive over those hordes of blood-thirsty mutants crawling all over the video-game landscape.
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Dear Reader,