Daniel Handler Quotes
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I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture.
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'I love you, too' David said and took the bottle.'I want you to love me in particular,' Helena said
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I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.
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Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. -Lemony Snicket
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I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dull. So when I embarked into the world of picture books, my first thought was to do something about the dark.
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One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.
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Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
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It was a bad day for love.
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Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Reading poetry, even if you are only reading to find a secret message within its words, can often give one a feeling of power, the way you can feel powerful if you are the only one who brought an umbrella on a rainy day, or the only one who knows how to untie knots when you're taken hostage.
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This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. Everybody's chewed over this. This unites us, this part of love.
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Love was in the air so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.
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For Beatrice-When we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended
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Violet: You are being unbearable, with a U!
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With all due respect,
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Burn down hotel! Sunny said.
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There are few sights sadder than a ruined book. -Lemony Snicket
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As the official representative of Lemony Snicket in all legal, literary, and social matters, I am often asked difficult questions, even when I am in a hurry. Recently, the most common questions have been the following:
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Beatrice.
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Dear Reader,
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Keith has one of those all terrain things that will come in so handy when the world ends and we need a nine-thousand -cylinder engine to drive over those hordes of blood-thirsty mutants crawling all over the video-game landscape.