S. J. Perelman Quotes
'Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath.''I never knew baths had veins,' protested Gabrilowitsch.''I never knew his great-grandfather had a ba-' began Falcovsky derisively.

Quotes to Explore
-
Growing up in the public eye was really tough. When you're 14 and your body is changing, your life is changing, and people are watching every step you make, it's really hard to deal with. But I was pretty lucky, people didn't watch me that closely.
-
Part of Michael's uniqueness, I think, comes from the fact that he worked with music. He had a tape which he gave me with many different compositions, really eclectic. These pieces of music were sources of inspiration.
-
Obviously, I never want to make the same record twice. I want to keep moving forward. That's the real challenge, I think.
-
I've been making music for a long time, since I was very young, but at the same time, I'm still exploring what works for me. I feel like I'm just starting out.
-
I just try to keep it simple, not let too many outside things influence me.
-
I think R. Kelly's range is so vast and broad that in order to stimulate himself creatively as an artist, he has to step so, so far outside the box, or else he feels like he's not challenging himself.
-
If GE's strategy of investment in China is wrong, it represents a loss of a billion dollars, perhaps a couple of billion dollars. If it is right, it is the future of this company for the next century.
-
My parents wanted me to be a teacher. Because I could work most of the year and pursue the things that I love to do during the summer. It just seemed like a good plan.
-
I'm really interested in playing my age.
-
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I don't distance myself from any of it.
-
Touring is what you make it. I like to organise as much as possible myself.
-
If you're not bruised up, then you're not doing an action film in a real way.
-
Cast changes are a hard thing. For two years, we had this little family. We weren't together when these changes were decided upon. It all happened during our hiatus.
-
I really enjoy doing sitcom television. It allows me to stay in Los Angeles and spend more time with my husband and kids.
-
Bullies always have another target.
-
If my life was a song the title would be 'Naima'.
-
My parents are both average size. For them to have a child who was very, very different and very, very small must have been incredibly hard.
-
The teachers are trying to build the same culture in the classroom as we're building in the organization.
-
The South is brutalized to a degree not realized by its own inhabitants, and the very foundation of government, law and order, are imperilled.
-
Baby I stayed with you so long that I lost myself.
-
Scientology 1970 is being planned on a religious organization basis throughout the world. This will not upset in any way the usual activities of any organization. It is entirely a matter for accountants and solicitors.
-
Looking fifty is great-if you're sixty.
-
You must not fear death, my lads; defy him, and you drive him into the enemy's ranks.
-
'Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath.''I never knew baths had veins,' protested Gabrilowitsch.''I never knew his great-grandfather had a ba-' began Falcovsky derisively.