Keegan-Michael Key Quotes

I would play just about any role, male or female, in the Anton Chekov play 'The Cherry Orchard,' which I love.

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• The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

  

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• 'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional, cynical show, which I don't think the show was.

  

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• On the small scale, 'Ico,' I think, actually delivered a small new thing: holding a character's hand and really feeling like your job is to rescue this person, and establishing a personal connection.

  

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• My granny was very concerned that we weren't baptised - Mum had been desperate to escape her own Catholic upbringing. But Granny thought we were blighted. Whenever we turned up at her house, she would flick holy water - from the font she kept by the door - over us, in the hope that it would save us from damnation.

  

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• Herbert Hoover failed through no fault of his own. The Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression were beyond his control, and every remedy he tried failed adequately to work.

  

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• When you have increasing power of religious groups, oppression of women increases. Women are oppressed in all religions.

  

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• 'Nearly eleven o'clock,' said Pooh happily. 'You're just in time for a little smackerel of something.'

  

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• That is one dark house your God lives in, man. Alec shook his head. You can keep your Age of Faith. Whyn’t you find somebody to worship who isn’t a shracking psychopath?

  

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• So Republicans packed all the Democrats into districts, very Democratic districts. What that's done is made our party urban, more liberal, and so those people are doing what their constituents want. But that's not what my constituents want.

  

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• In order for a war to be just, three things are necessary. First, the authority of the sovereign... Secondly, a just cause... Thirdly... a rightful intention.

  

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• I am one of the most irresponsible beings that ever lived. Irresponsibility is part of my invisibility; any way you face it, it is a denial. But to whom can I be responsible, and why should I be, when you refuse to see me?

  

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• It's an ugly thing to see ambition and to see people satisfying themselves.

  

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• I would play just about any role, male or female, in the Anton Chekov play 'The Cherry Orchard,' which I love.

  

  Keegan-Michael Key