Dave Barry Quotes
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
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My own being can be judged by the depths I reach in making these historical origins my own.
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I drink a fair amount of ramen noodles.
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I'm only waiting for Lindsay Lohan's fashion collection to come out. Ten years from now, there may be no real designers left.
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My own wandering blood comes from my seafaring grandfather, who, after he had left the sea and settled on shore, still governed his house by a ship's rules.
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I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!
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I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself.
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If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.
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What I do find enormously gratifying is the reviews my books get from the American press. They are so on the ball compared to anywhere else. It's so satisfying to get a review that conveys the reader understood precisely what I was trying to get at.
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There's a generative material relationship between the material and the image that comes up.
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You can take of a man's money, but when it's all said and done, you've only taken his money.
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Through travel, you discover a new aspect to your personality. You discover things which you wouldn't seated in the confines of your home.
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I am a certified yoga teacher and I love to cycle and swim.
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You'll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember what you have said, and you never forget what you have said.
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What I can tell you is that for Puerto Rico being such a small island, it has culturally impacted the entire world.
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Stasis is something that has marked my life since I was a boy growing up in Pittsburgh with my mother. It was the natural state that we existed in. For one thing, she suffered from a debilitating depression throughout my childhood, and depression is nothing if not static.
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No matter where I travel, I make sure to carry a Vaseline body lotion with me to keep my skin well moisturised all the time.
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I've got to confess I'm a pragmatic optimist myself.
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I was shocked when I heard that Farghadani had been sentenced to 12 years and nine months in prison on spurious charges, as Amnesty International notes, of 'spreading propaganda against the system,' 'insulting members of the parliament through paintings' and 'insulting the Supreme Leader' with her cartoon.
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My message is not just to disabled people, but to everyone: You have to work hard.
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If I see someone down, I'll try to give him a good laugh.
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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
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I tried to have more than one emotion on the record.
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There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
