Dave Barry Quotes
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

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All I can do is make good music and make it for the fans, not for anybody else.
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A rap dude has his rap persona, his hyper version of himself. Do you know Method Man's real name? Or Elton John, Marylin Monroe? You make up this character. That's kind of what we have done with Die Antwoord, playing with characters.
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Art is inspiring. Walking into a gallery, or when the lights go up on a stage; that thrill of getting something that has nothing to do with acquisition.
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I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
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It's a very, very rare moment when another actor hurts you. That's not normal. If anything, it's the actor accidentally punching the stunt double, which happens quite a bit.
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I don't want to hear about my death.
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In Uzbekistan, hundreds of protesters were recently killed under the corrupt regime of President Karimov in what human rights groups are calling a massacre.
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Yeah, about sixteen to twenty weeks a year. For example, we can do America in six or seven weeks. You can do Europe in three weeks; England in two weeks. South America you could do in three weeks; Asia you could do in three weeks.
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The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.
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Everybody has to look after their own economy and follow the rules.
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Imagine a libertarian president challenging Congress to repeal the PATRIOT Act.
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I was in better shape when I went into boot camp than when I came out.
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You've got to stop dividing yourselves. You got to organize.
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To me, the European Union says there is a charter that protects you; you have fundamental rights, and they are staying silent when they are violating my fundamental rights.
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I don't understand the ones that have no sense of hope and invest in hate. That's not gonna work out, you know? It's a waste of your time!
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I can recollect nothing more to say at present; perhaps breakfast may assist my ideas. I was deceived - my breakfast supplied only two ideas - that the rolls were good and the butter bad.
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An infinite number of men will sell publicly and unhindered things of the very highest price, without leave from the Master of it; while it never was theirs nor in their power; and human justice will not prevent it.
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I think that 'God & Guns' turned out a little more 'country' than we wanted it to be.
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In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.
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A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
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Those who are believers in God find strength from their faith in the face of suffering. They are compelled to give sacrificially to help those in need. And they have the hope that comes from knowing that, with God by their side, the tragedy they are facing is never the final word.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.