Dave Barry Quotes
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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All I can do is make good music and make it for the fans, not for anybody else.
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A rap dude has his rap persona, his hyper version of himself. Do you know Method Man's real name? Or Elton John, Marylin Monroe? You make up this character. That's kind of what we have done with Die Antwoord, playing with characters.
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Art is inspiring. Walking into a gallery, or when the lights go up on a stage; that thrill of getting something that has nothing to do with acquisition.
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I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
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It's a very, very rare moment when another actor hurts you. That's not normal. If anything, it's the actor accidentally punching the stunt double, which happens quite a bit.
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I don't want to hear about my death.
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In Uzbekistan, hundreds of protesters were recently killed under the corrupt regime of President Karimov in what human rights groups are calling a massacre.
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The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.
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Everybody has to look after their own economy and follow the rules.
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Imagine a libertarian president challenging Congress to repeal the PATRIOT Act.
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I was in better shape when I went into boot camp than when I came out.
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You've got to stop dividing yourselves. You got to organize.
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To me, the European Union says there is a charter that protects you; you have fundamental rights, and they are staying silent when they are violating my fundamental rights.
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I don't understand the ones that have no sense of hope and invest in hate. That's not gonna work out, you know? It's a waste of your time!
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I can recollect nothing more to say at present; perhaps breakfast may assist my ideas. I was deceived - my breakfast supplied only two ideas - that the rolls were good and the butter bad.
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An infinite number of men will sell publicly and unhindered things of the very highest price, without leave from the Master of it; while it never was theirs nor in their power; and human justice will not prevent it.
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I think that 'God & Guns' turned out a little more 'country' than we wanted it to be.
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Married, you're basically part of the herd, and that makes life easier in a lot of ways in terms of social support. But if you're not by nature a herd animal, you start to feel like you're passing.
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By the time I reached 50, I'd accumulated many unresolved fears and desires.
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The problem with ruling by fear is that eventually, when the fear fades, fury replaces it.
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History... is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
