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I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
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There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.
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My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
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America, I appreciate you liking me.
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I'm an introspective dude.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I love my jokes.
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If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
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The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
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I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.