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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
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I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
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My generation is under-entertained.
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If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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I love Ohio.
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I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.
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The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.