Bill Engvall Quotes
Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem. Sometimes her questions actually make sense. I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.
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California has always led the way on environmental protection and always reaped the benefits, pioneering everything from catalytic convertors on cars to stationary source reduction.
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I have a personal ambition to live my life honestly and honor the true love that I've had and also the people I've had around me.
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I think in this, definitely, because you are feeling how it felt to live in a completely different time. The mannerisms and the way that people behaved was quite different.
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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I got to grow up in an incredibly artistic family.
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I don't know how people recognize me.
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We expect President Bush to implement his own vision of a two-state solution, the birth of the Palestinian State and the ending of the occupation that started in 1967.
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I was a breakdancer as a kid. I was on one of the top break dancing teams in Australia.
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The Oscar or the Emmy says you've reached a level of competence in this business, and I would love to have one.
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The great opportunity belongs to him who can see it, to him who can grasp it. The better part of your chance is right inside of you.
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There is nothing I'm any more passionate than empowering the next generation.
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Because I'm a designer, I'm quite good when I shop. I know what I'm looking for.
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There are no limits to our future if we don't put limits on our people.
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I have the rare privilege of talking to my dad every night at 10 p.m. and hearing about what he did that day.
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Well, for one, I don't judge my characters.
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So we're living by that sword, and we're going to cut every now and then from it's backlash.
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The actors in 'Eight Men Out' really know how to play, and the background athletes are all professionals.
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It's like I've experienced quite a weird and unusual life, you know, being with a mom who's a single parent and struggling with money and things like that. It's really hard. And it brings a lot of other insecurities in life and a lot of other issues in life, in school and a bunch of other things.
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Nothing happens quite by chance. It's a question of accretion of information and experience.
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I have so many girlfriends who are powerhouses: They have big careers, are fearless in traveling in third-world countries or a launching non-profit. But they won't text a guy for fear of being perceived as desperate. That is broken.
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It's always fun to try something new. People think every avenue has been explored on TV, but this has never been done. That, in itself, really excites me.
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My main interest right now is to expose the Jews. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Jews have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world.
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Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem. Sometimes her questions actually make sense. I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.
