Bill Engvall Quotes
Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem. Sometimes her questions actually make sense. I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.

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California has always led the way on environmental protection and always reaped the benefits, pioneering everything from catalytic convertors on cars to stationary source reduction.
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I think in this, definitely, because you are feeling how it felt to live in a completely different time. The mannerisms and the way that people behaved was quite different.
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I got to grow up in an incredibly artistic family.
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I was a breakdancer as a kid. I was on one of the top break dancing teams in Australia.
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The Oscar or the Emmy says you've reached a level of competence in this business, and I would love to have one.
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There is nothing I'm any more passionate than empowering the next generation.
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There are no limits to our future if we don't put limits on our people.
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Well, for one, I don't judge my characters.
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So we're living by that sword, and we're going to cut every now and then from it's backlash.
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The actors in 'Eight Men Out' really know how to play, and the background athletes are all professionals.
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It's like I've experienced quite a weird and unusual life, you know, being with a mom who's a single parent and struggling with money and things like that. It's really hard. And it brings a lot of other insecurities in life and a lot of other issues in life, in school and a bunch of other things.
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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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When is this guy going to admit he's simply an anti-American communist? Won't he and his leftist wife simply go away???? Enough already.
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I love being a dad. Basically it's the most gratifying, rewarding relationship in life. But, at the same time, it certainly is the most challenging.
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Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she’d never even suspected that it could feel this way.
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Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem. Sometimes her questions actually make sense. I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.