Bill Engvall Quotes
Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem. Sometimes her questions actually make sense. I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.

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California has always led the way on environmental protection and always reaped the benefits, pioneering everything from catalytic convertors on cars to stationary source reduction.
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I have a personal ambition to live my life honestly and honor the true love that I've had and also the people I've had around me.
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I think in this, definitely, because you are feeling how it felt to live in a completely different time. The mannerisms and the way that people behaved was quite different.
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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I got to grow up in an incredibly artistic family.
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I don't know how people recognize me.
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We expect President Bush to implement his own vision of a two-state solution, the birth of the Palestinian State and the ending of the occupation that started in 1967.
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I was a breakdancer as a kid. I was on one of the top break dancing teams in Australia.
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The Oscar or the Emmy says you've reached a level of competence in this business, and I would love to have one.
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The great opportunity belongs to him who can see it, to him who can grasp it. The better part of your chance is right inside of you.
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There is nothing I'm any more passionate than empowering the next generation.
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Because I'm a designer, I'm quite good when I shop. I know what I'm looking for.
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There are no limits to our future if we don't put limits on our people.
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I have the rare privilege of talking to my dad every night at 10 p.m. and hearing about what he did that day.
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Well, for one, I don't judge my characters.
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So we're living by that sword, and we're going to cut every now and then from it's backlash.
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The actors in 'Eight Men Out' really know how to play, and the background athletes are all professionals.
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It's like I've experienced quite a weird and unusual life, you know, being with a mom who's a single parent and struggling with money and things like that. It's really hard. And it brings a lot of other insecurities in life and a lot of other issues in life, in school and a bunch of other things.
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When those who have the opportunity to speak to those politicians they must do so and if one doesn't have that opportunity to speak directly, they can still speak indirectly and it can be heard.
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I'm sure people in the business have said: She's too old for that part. I don't hear about it because your agent protects you from those negative things.
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A singer can quit once he or she has made ten great songs; a director can finish once he or she has made five amazing films; a writer just needs to write three great books.
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When I was a child, the temptation to sin was always a romantic option. This romantic option led me to the cinema, a place where sin was welcome.
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It's a failure of national vision when you regard children as weapons, and talents as materials you can mine, assay, and fabricate for profit and defense.
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Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem. Sometimes her questions actually make sense. I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.