Bill Engvall Quotes
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People hear the examples of kids who work when they're young, have bad experiences, and then have a rough life after that, but a lot of it is just about the people around you.
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I always was drawn to the performing arts. I started dancing when I was two. I sang, loved to act, and loved going to visit my mom on-set. But she wanted me to have a normal childhood, so I wasn't really allowed to pursue acting till I got older.
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I learned during all my career to enjoy suffering.
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Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
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When a salesperson truly cares about you, trust forms, and you're more likely to buy, come back for repeat business, and refer new customers.
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I think it's time we all agree that gender stereotypes are simply the confabulation of our own mind.
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I'm one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who are going to be in line to turn in their guns are law-abiding citizens. Criminals are going to be left with guns.
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My grandmother impressed upon me the importance of family, and my grandfather encouraged my hunger for learning.
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One of the rules of the road is that if you want to create the sense of silence, it frequently has more pungency if you include the tiniest of sounds. By manipulating what you hear and how you hear it and what other things you don't hear, you can not only help tell the story, you can help the audience get into the mind of the character.
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Whatever requires an undue amount of thought or trouble or involves a large expenditure of effort and causes our whole life to revolve, as it were, around solicitude for the flesh must be avoided by Christians.
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The biological factors underlying race differences in sports have consequences for educational achievement, crime and sexual behavior.
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I went to Vietnam during the Vietnam War to visit all the troops. We would fly into a hospital and serve mess to the guys, and we ate whatever they were eating. Then we slept there and flew out the next day to little bases where there were maybe 10 or 20 guys. Then we flew to another hospital.
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I just like doing comedies, and think that my timing and love for the genre set me apart from other young women who look like me.
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Applause is the most powerful thing... people talk about the sound of it, but what I hear is glee.
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I went out to Mount Kilimanjaro, which I thought was very beautiful, but there were a lot of people there.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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I can make up stories with the best of them. I've been telling stories since I was a little kid.
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The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.
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Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny.
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I did tons of theater in school, and then when I was 16 and got my driver's license, I started driving to Los Angeles, along with my friend Eric Stoltz, who was a year ahead of me and was doing the same thing. So we had the same manager, and we started auditioning for things and doing commercials when we were 16.
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When you direct a movie that makes no money whatsoever, there is no rush to your door for the next one.
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No one but a woman can help a man when he is in trouble of the heart.
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I'd sometimes fly for 14 hours, then go straight to dialysis. I spent a little time being tired, but we managed. I'm not a pity-party person.
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I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.