Bill Hader Quotes
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I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
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Any art worthy of its name should address 'life', 'man', 'nature', 'death' and 'tragedy'.
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I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
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The Palestinian Authority gets money from the American taxpayer.
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The ironic thing is I took Kole from a family name - we had a vote and they had a few names, but Kole won - and getting it spelled with a 'K' is a constant correction, too. I'll never not be Warren Blosjo; it's just my stage name.
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I never try to follow a trend or fashion.
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One of the important lessons of the Internet is, how easy it is to get things done completely shapes what gets created. For that reason, technologies like Amazon's cloud service are very important. Even if they aren't technically impressive, they make things easy to do.
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What I don't miss is living in a small town where everybody knows you, your family, and what you ate for breakfast.
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I can't read novels while I'm writing a novel, because somebody's voice creeps in.
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There is a kind of victory in good work, no matter how humble.
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My knee has always given me problems. But it got to the point where I actually had to start giving up things. And I hate that.
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I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.
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I love the horror genre and the thriller genre, so I've got no problem with playing a psycho.
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When you assume negative intent, you're angry. If you take away that anger and assume positive intent, you will be amazed. Your emotional quotient goes up because you are no longer almost random in your response.
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We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within.
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Normally I don't watch myself, because I'm not very objective.
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Whether it's threats to Medicare, cuts in education spending, or Internet privacy, the ramifications got young people out to vote and should be enough to keep them involved in our political system.
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You have to find something that you want to accomplish, that you want to achieve. You want to drop 15 pounds. You want to be able to run four miles. There has to be some goal that you set for yourself and, after you've reached that goal, you set a new one. You always have to be shooting for something, striving for something.
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I have a funny name.
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Incommensurables cannot be compared.
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I've spent a lot of time and money trying to keep my anger in control.
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People were always asking me who I wanted to tour with, and I always said Jason Aldean or Brad Paisley.
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I was just a kid who had arrived in the world of professional football and thought he could do anything he wanted. But I have learned from my mistakes. I have done everything to change, both on and off the pitch.
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There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
