Bill Hader Quotes
I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and they star in it. I would just be like, 'Oh, I don't even want to look at my face.'
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Nuclear power plants must be prepared to withstand everything from earthquakes to tsunamis, from fires to floods to acts of terrorism.
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Anti-inflammatories always seemed to work well for my joints, but the problem was you couldn't take them all the time.
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All of these mechanisms we have for celebrating are so double-edged. So much sorrow comes out of joy.
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I can't even be around children. It's a problem. My ovaries start screaming.
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I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.
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I am an earnest advocate of manual training and trade teaching for black boys, and for white boys, too.
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The thinking mind is what is busy. You have to stay in your heart. You have to be in your heart. Be in your heart. The rest is up here in your head where you are doing, doing, doing.
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As an author, I had spent years writing my stories on my own in a quiet room. My ideas traveled from my brain to my fingers, executed exactly as I saw fit, never veering from my own intent. TV simply doesn't work that way.
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I definitely don't sit down every day and make a new song.
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Nobody wants to see a half-finished Vine.
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Facts from paper are not the same as facts from people. The reliability of the people giving you the facts is as important as the facts themselves.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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Seeing a new play in a first-time production is so exciting - when it's good, you want to shout from the rooftops.
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I came to Congress on the promise of cutting wasteful government spending. There are plenty of examples of the government playing loose with taxpayer money, but none more so than how we spend our foreign aid dollars.
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I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow.
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I feel I can hang out with any group of people and find common ground to talk with them.
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The most obvious criticism of aid is its links to rampant corruption. Aid flows destined to help the average African end up supporting bloated bureaucracies in the form of the poor-country governments and donor-funded non-governmental organizations.
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I grew up watching horror movies with my dad. For as long as I can remember. I grew up loving being terrified. 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' at sleepovers. Hiding behind my fingers.
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Even though the Internet touches every part of our lives, one person is to blame for potentially destroying its potential for innovation and freedom of expression: former FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski.
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My dream role would be to play a femme fatale in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
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Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.
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Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
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I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and they star in it. I would just be like, 'Oh, I don't even want to look at my face.'
