Bill Hader Quotes
I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and they star in it. I would just be like, 'Oh, I don't even want to look at my face.'
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Nuclear power plants must be prepared to withstand everything from earthquakes to tsunamis, from fires to floods to acts of terrorism.
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Anti-inflammatories always seemed to work well for my joints, but the problem was you couldn't take them all the time.
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All of these mechanisms we have for celebrating are so double-edged. So much sorrow comes out of joy.
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I can't even be around children. It's a problem. My ovaries start screaming.
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I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.
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I am an earnest advocate of manual training and trade teaching for black boys, and for white boys, too.
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The thinking mind is what is busy. You have to stay in your heart. You have to be in your heart. Be in your heart. The rest is up here in your head where you are doing, doing, doing.
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I definitely don't sit down every day and make a new song.
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Nobody wants to see a half-finished Vine.
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Facts from paper are not the same as facts from people. The reliability of the people giving you the facts is as important as the facts themselves.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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Seeing a new play in a first-time production is so exciting - when it's good, you want to shout from the rooftops.
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I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow.
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I feel I can hang out with any group of people and find common ground to talk with them.
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The most obvious criticism of aid is its links to rampant corruption. Aid flows destined to help the average African end up supporting bloated bureaucracies in the form of the poor-country governments and donor-funded non-governmental organizations.
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I grew up watching horror movies with my dad. For as long as I can remember. I grew up loving being terrified. 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' at sleepovers. Hiding behind my fingers.
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Just know what's inside your food.
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I love basketball, but I miss football every time I watch it.
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It doesn't matter to me if someone is a Republican or a Democrat, I'm going to be the governor for all Marylanders.
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There's no statistical evidence that human beings have an ability to move in and out of the markets effectively. It's next to impossible.
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Do not look for a miracle, because you will not find it. You will find only the eternal laws of nature. These laws are available to every person who has the faith and the courage to use them.
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That's the thing with all of us music geeks - music is the soundtrack to the things that happen in our lives, and there's music that's unique to that movie.
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I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and they star in it. I would just be like, 'Oh, I don't even want to look at my face.'
