Kristen Schaal Quotes

In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.

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• I am very lucky I got fans, and I interact with them personally. I know that they have poured their love on me unconditionally, and all I can do is work hard and be kind to them.

  

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• You can't make a living as a playwright. You can barely scrape by.

  

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• 'Sairat' is a film I absolutely loved. I have great regard for the movie and its film-maker. The movie blew my mind.

  

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• I'm now convinced that I'm a doctor. I mean, if someone says they have a pain, I'm like, 'Well, that's your spleen.'

  

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• British girls are really funny, so I definitely think we'd get along.

  

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• In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.

  

  Kristen Schaal
  • People
  • School
  • High