Bill Maher Quotes
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If I had a big brother who was a year older than me or something, I probably wouldn't have ended up being a filmmaker.
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We need more people working in the publishing industry itself who are people of colour.
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I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors supposed to be dumb?'
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I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap.
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The trade magazine and all was banned in my house. The first time I read a film magazine was when I was 18.
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I grew up in the South and went to church a lot.
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Common wisdom dictates that the vice president should provide balance to the ticket by representing a different part of the country, another set of experiences, or a basketful of electoral votes.
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It's a fine balance for an athlete in enjoying the moment and being really satisfied, say, with a run, and with your day, and knowing you can make it better in the future.
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Hope is a great falsifier. Let good judgment keep her in check.
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Learning to read the Bible in the light of the times in which it was written is critical.
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I feel that, at this point in my career, I don't want to do another television show. I don't want to do a film.
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Speaking as somebody with three sisters and a very largely female Muslim family, there is not a single woman I know in my family or in their friends who would have accepted the wearing of a veil.
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If 'Deadwood' had gone on another two years, I wouldn't have got as many movies made.
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When you're young, you're stupid.
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My career is an open book, but my life is not.
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I was fascinated by fairies when I was growing up, and I wanted to see one dreadfully.
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You can tell when people think they're a little bit special, and it's quite fun to laugh at them, and I think it's good to laugh at them, because then you can deflate their egos a bit.
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I hate being called a pop star. I hate that.
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...it behooves us to adapt oneself to the times if one wants to enjoy continued good fortune.
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God will take you through hell, just to get you to heaven.
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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
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'I gather you were all too busy killing each other.''That’s a fairly reductive summary of our history, but I don’t suppose it’s too far from the truth.'
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If you asked me which gives me more joy, my work or my family, there is no question that it's my family. Hands down. If I had to give one up, it wouldn't even be a contest.
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
