Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
My parents don't really understand my career. They don't really bring it up that much.

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Fashion and interior design are one and the same.
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Sometimes when I'm going to the supermarket to get the coffee and cat litter, I get freaked out and see all these people staring, and you turn around and there's, like, 40 people all looking at you... and when you go around the corner, they're all following you! You start freaking out like a trapped animal.
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Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.
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Every great work of art has two faces, one toward its own time and one toward the future, toward eternity.
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I think we know how to do Mars.
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I didn't grow up listening to The Smiths, but now I am a fan. I love his music and listened to so much of it for the film. It's not a regular biopic; they picked a part of his life that people don't really know about. You learn what informs his lyrics.
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Are there differences between black actors' opportunities and white actors' opportunities? Yes, there are. It's been said.
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Youth all over the world are very hungry to succeed.
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People are told their rights when they're arrested. Consumers getting collection letters are entitled to the same courtesy.
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What we women need to do, instead of worrying about what we don't have, is just love what we do have.
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I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
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I just want to do the best things I can do on the field, do the things I know how to in baseball, have fun.
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One of the great political and economic challenges of our time is figuring out the balance between wealth that benefits society and wealth that distorts.
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What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.
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I wanted a bronzer so I could look like I just came from Ibiza everyday.
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I put Tabasco sauce over everything. Or I put it on pretty much anything that wouldn't taste gross - I mean, I wouldn't put it on salad, but I like it on fried chicken, nachos... a lot of stuff.
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Once I turned 13, I was the guy magnet.
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Opening doors for us, helping us with our jackets and chairs - we love all that.
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We, as plus-size women, want the jewelry to fit like it was meant for us. Not like, OK, we're just going to add a couple links here to make it fit wider necks. I want jewelry that complements us.
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The amygdala is indeed crucial for monitoring our environment and deciding what's worth getting worked up over. Once the amygdala determines this, however, it merely trips another circuit to actually produce the panic.
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Remember, the goal of structured futures thinking is to come up with a picture of possible futures that will help to inform strategic decisions.
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I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up - it always does in the end.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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My parents don't really understand my career. They don't really bring it up that much.