David Sedaris Quotes
I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

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A lot of business can be accomplished in the state dinners.
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By 1892, enlightenment had progressed to the point where the Salem trials were simply an embarrassing blot on the history of New England. They were a part of the past that was best forgotten: a reminder of how far the human race had come in two centuries.
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I can go back to Egypt anytime I want. Can I leave Egypt anytime I want? I think I can. I think I can.
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If the only thing you knew about Oman was its location, you might never go at all.
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Successful people maintain a positive focus in life no matter what is going on around them. They stay focused on their past successes rather than their past failures, and on the next action steps they need to take to get them closer to the fulfillment of their goals rather than all the other distractions that life presents to them.
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When the EPA says that property owners, farmers, and livestock producers must stomach higher costs, longer delays, and bigger headaches, it's up to Congress to put up a roadblock.
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Michael was very specific during rehearsals. When he was pleased, he always had this charming grin.
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January 30th will be a historic day for the Middle East and the world. The Iraqi people will take the next step toward a free and democratic society as they place their votes for a transitional Iraqi government.
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Know your worth! People always act like they're doing more for you than you're doing for them.
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'Twin Peaks' was incredibly slow, methodic, taking shots that were uncomfortably long, with a lot of scenes where there was barely any dialogue. 'Riverdale' has a much faster pace.
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Almost all Iraqis with any previous experience in the intelligence business are Sunni Arab, increasing the risk of penetration of the new intelligence apparatus by the insurgency.
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Before I started writing, I'd never read much fiction. I was more interested in non-fiction. I'm taking the same approach to theatre: I can operate from a position of ignorance and make up my own rules instead of being bound by customs and practice.
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Charter laws do something really important. They give educators the freedom and flexibility that they need to attain results. But we also have to invest a lot in the leadership pipeline to take advantage of that freedom and flexibility.
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My character in 'OK OK' has a lot of attitude, and it is an interesting one.
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I think everybody has a bent, and the key is to follow that bent. So much human wastage comes from people who are doing things with their lives that they really aren't happy with.
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I can say I'm not doing 'X-Men.' I love the franchise, and I love the people who make them on and off screen.
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I was just another girl.
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I know I'm going to make mistakes, but you try to minimize them. Don't make the same ones twice.
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Pay your utilities, gas and other basic needs before paying on your debts.
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When I started wrestling, I was still in high school.
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Do parents sit down and tell their kids everything? I don't know. I don't know.
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My only experience with American things is through movies.
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I'd like to think I've left something in the world. Without in any way trying to be morbid, but life is very short, and I'd like to think I'd leave some body of work that would inspire other musicians long after I've gone.
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I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.