David Sedaris Quotes

on genders of nouns: Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied?

David Sedaris

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I believe Mexico should dedicate 100% of its oil revenues to developing human capital and technological development. None of us politicians should be able to touch that money.

Vicente Fox
What is all our histories, but God showing himself, shaking and trampling on everything that he has not planted.

Oliver Cromwell
- God
- Everything
- Himself
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it.

Jack White The White Stripes
- Life
- Friend
- Wife
Number 4 should have been number 1. Thanks, Honey.

Jack Dempsey
- Thanks
- Number
- Honey
It's the persona that makes you a leading actor. A leading actor has something extra that's fun to watch. But it isn't usually about acting.

Val Kilmer
- Fun
- Acting
- Actor
When I was a kid, I wanted a Chanel bob and bangs. My mom said no. I went to the salon anyway, and they said, 'No way - we are not going to do that to your hair.' So I did it myself. Big mistake. Instead of my bangs going down straight, they were sticking up like a cat. It was horrible.

Camila Alves
- Up
- Mom
- Myself