Dawn French Quotes
We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.

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My baby is amazing; even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! He's a big, beautiful boy. He's great.
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My brother is the former mayor of Baltimore.
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I've never hankered for any role.
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I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
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Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
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I'm obsessed with media and the way audiences can become creative participants.
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Life may not always fall into neat chapters, and you may not always get the satisfying ending you're looking for, but sometimes a good explanation is all the rewrite you need.
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I think being on a set where people aren't being treated as equals, and with just a common level of decency and respect, is really uncomfortable.
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Health care is the No. 1 concern of small businesses and the status quo is untenable.
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I want Prince to see something I do and call me and ask me to be on an album or if I want to dance!
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a baseball player.
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If your partner is consistently unhappy, it won't matter if they're incredibly sexy, wildly funny, impressively successful, adorably charismatic - your relationship will be weighed down under the heaviness of their moods.
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I'm quite British; I've got big, flat feet, and I can't wear heels. I've got very, very pale Celtic skin, so my legs are always a frightening blue color. So when you take out clothes that reveal your legs, shoes that have any kind of heel, no shop will actually take my money.
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A team without hope fizzles: no flameout, no fire.
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I'm originally from San Francisco. I might move there some day. But, I like L.A., I have fun in L.A. It's a fun town if you've got money in your pocket. It's a good town.
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My actual personality probably lies someplace between the two.
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Debt is a mistake between lender and borrower, and both should suffer.
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The worst thing about being on the road is all you want to do when you get home is to stay home, but as soon as you get back, all the wife wants to do is go out because she's been stuck home all the time you've been stuck on the road.
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The first step on the way to victory is to recognize the enemy.
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Fear is an insidious and deadly thing. It can warp judgment, freeze reflexes, breed mistakes. Worse, it's contagious.
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And so there are a lot of bad things. And in this campaign, if there's somebody you don't think should be nominated, if you think there's a coarseness to the campaign that's horrible, if you think it's creating voices around the world that seem to speak for America and damages in the world, you may say it's pretty horrible. On the other hand - what's the reverse?
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I always said all my life if I wasn't born and they gave me the question I'd say I don't want to be born.
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I have always told my subordinates that when they commit any mistakes, the blame must be laid on the superior officers.
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We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.