Billy Crystal Quotes
I never missed a birthday. I never missed a school play. We carpooled. And the greatest compliment I can ever get is not about my career or performance or anything; it's when people say, 'You know, your girls are great.' That's the real thing for me.

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I was brought up with beautiful music - Nat King Cole and Glen Miller from my dad, and my mum loved Judy Garland and Doris Day - brilliant stuff. Through my brothers and sisters I heard David Bowie and The Specials, The Carpenters, Meatloaf and The Rolling Stones.
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There has never been a female director who has won an Oscar. There has only been one woman who won at the Cannes Film Festival.
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I don't think many of us launched ourselves into the world of writing books fully formed.
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When we don't have information, we go to the simplest outlook, to black and white. But then we have to lie to ourselves. Black is never as black as you're painting it and white is never as white.
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The army should go back to their assigned duties, and police should take the responsibility of fighting the cartels.
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A career in showbiz is like a distance run. You have to have patience and pace yourself.
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Seriously, I don't know if people would really tell you this. But in my dream world, the people who work for you would say, 'Wow, I didn't know I could do that until I started working with that guy.'
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Movies are a big part of our Indian culture.
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I work hard, and I do good, and I'm going to enjoy myself. I'm not going to let you restrict me.
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The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
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Fashion is not art. Fashion is a business that requires discipline and attention to detail and very organized systems of logistics and operations and processes. But even with the most smoothly oiled machine to manage the business, without creativity, fashion could not exist.
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Happiness is nothing but temporary moments here and there - and I love those. But I would be bored out of my mind if I were happy all the time.
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I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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Nothing is stranger to man than his own image.
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I've fallen in love in my life a few times. It's the most exciting part of being alive - that I've experienced, anyway.
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My calling, as one imperfect human, is to celebrate and uphold life every time I get the chance.
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Our choices are going to determine the future for our children, our children's children, and their children. I take that responsibility very seriously.
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I lived around the corner from Saul Bellow.
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'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We want to let that trillion dollar tax cut expire so the middle class doesn't have to bear the burden of all that money going to the super-wealthy. That's not a tax raise. That's called fairness where I come from.
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There is, of course, no larger mass hysteria in American history than the epidemic of racism.
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Get the habit of analysis - analysis will in time enable synthesis to become your habit of mind.
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There is an idea that at some point in your career, you 'make it.' I understand the theory of 'making it.' I don't exactly think that it's the best way to look at it.
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Our tolerance is part of what makes Britain, Britain. Conform to it; or don't come here.
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I never missed a birthday. I never missed a school play. We carpooled. And the greatest compliment I can ever get is not about my career or performance or anything; it's when people say, 'You know, your girls are great.' That's the real thing for me.