Dylan Moran Quotes
You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat.
Quotes to Explore
-
I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar.
-
The truth is, I've been on a team my whole life. I'm the youngest of 7, so I've been training to be an athlete my whole life.
-
When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this drives me crazy. Why can't there be a stairway? At least make it as easy to exercise as it is to not exercise. It's in society's interest for me to take the stairs.
-
I think you have to keep a childlike quality to play music or make a record.
-
I write poems, I meditate. I don't live up to people's expectations. I don't do the conventional cool things - I know I am the coolest person.
-
If you're not kind, then you won't be attractive to me personally because that spirit shines through and makes people attractive.
-
You do not have to dramatize everything. In fact, you usually can't, not without ending up with a half-million-word novel.
-
No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.
-
Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police training, to burden them with police duties. It's not what they're trained for, or equipped for.
-
I have not fully had the opportunity to evaluate the impact of cameras in the courtroom.
-
I have to make sure that I make good choices and that if I put my name on it, it's a high-quality endeavor and that I have time to be a human being.
-
I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put with a group of 7-year-olds.
-
When you're putting good stuff into your body, you feel so much better.
-
We never broke up. As long as I'm living and as long as Chuck D is living, Public Enemy is always going to be alive.
-
I make the music my ears want to hear, I wear the clothes my body wants to wear and the ones boys call me back for, and I generally make the songs that my feet dance to.
-
The best preparation for acting is life - observing life and people and observing yourself. All that becomes your library. So when you have to research a part, a scene or an emotion, you go into the library and get what you need.
-
When Elvis was performing, you just tried to figure out a way to get there. I think he set all the records and anyone that has ever had the good fortune to see him, you know what it's like to try to get in to see Elvis. It was impossible, practically.
-
Remember how small the world was before I came along? I brought it all to life: I moved the whole world onto a 20-foot screen.
-
If only the picture could grow old, and I stay young. For that...for that, I would give my SOUL for that.
-
I will be better in Monte Carlo than I was in Phoenix. If I can't win maybe I will lead 50 laps.
-
A little known fact: I read all the time. books were the one thing that got me out of Gatlin, even if it was only for a little while.
-
Why not mix this and that? If soy goes well with fish, how come no one does beef carpaccio with soy? Why do we have such a taste and not another? It's all about culture. There is something, however, that I really don't like: bell peppers.
-
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.
-
You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat.
