Demetri Martin Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
My best friend Rosemarie and I had a very involved secret life when we were in elementary school. After we saw 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' on TV, we invented a whole secret life in which we were twins from the planet Venus, and we were in charge of the entire solar system as well as Earth.
-
It is absolutely impossible to settle the debts to pensioners, teachers, and others. The country hasn't got enough money to do so.
-
You know, it's a hugely difficult thing to take any work of art or drawing and say 'make that real.'
-
I have a love/hate relationship with just about everything, but certainly with America.
-
I've always been a person who's been true to myself and true to others, and I'm not afraid to be honest.
-
I'm not really a mainstream novelist!
-
Dick Durbin's a worthy opponent on any debate. He's very intelligent, quick. Knows his facts and puts them forward well.
-
In my lifetime, Mitt Romney is the most qualified leader I've ever seen run for the presidency of the United States.
-
What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you're creating something that doesn't exist.
-
You have to understand that I'm not just some guy who voices characters in animated movie and TV shows.
-
I don't do a huge amount of physical activity. I play tennis, I work out sporadically, and I eat well and take care of myself.
-
The right reading for this is the one I'm giving.
-
I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say - it leaves me something to do.
-
Sex is glorious, it's how we all got here, and it's most people's favourite activity.
-
With this CD technology, you can just remix a record right there on the spot.
-
The whole impetus behind going solo was an artistic inspiration in the sense that, obviously, success is fantastic. But as one becomes successful and gets branded with a certain sound, if the brand starts to become more of the focus than the evolution of the art, then that's putting the cart before the horse.
-
I grew up in my neighborhood with salsa, of course bachata, but also hip-hop, Nirvana - it was just like a mixed culture. It was a beautiful thing for me because at the moment I started creating music, having all these different sounds and elements, it was very organic because I grew up with all these types different music.
-
My high school didn't have a football team; we just had like a surf team, because I grew up in Encinitas, California, which is the ultimate place where everyone skated or surfed, so it was a very different culture. It was, like, cool to be the art kid.
-
The blessings we evoke for another descend upon ourselves.
-
I love college life.
-
'I don’t trust you.''Of course you don’t. I know I wouldn’t. And I’m not asking you to. I’m not putting you in a situation in which your trust of me is even remotely relevant. I’m just pointing a gun to your head and giving you orders.'
-
The idea of going on tour for the rest of my life with old works is not that exciting. As an artist I definitely think the work in future is going to be better than the work in the past, otherwise why do it?
-
The Bible says that the devil is like a roaring lion (1 Peter 5:8). He comes in the darkness, and tries to frighten the children of God with his mighty roar. But when you switch on the light of the Word of God, you discover that there is no lion. There is only a mouse with a microphone! The devil is an imposter. Got it?
-
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
