Denis Leary Quotes
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.
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My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?
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I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.
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Think and grow rich.
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I learned that despite having years and years of experience in math and computer science and so on, I didn't really know how to code until I formed a company.
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It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
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I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any.
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When the news is good, the BBC view is: 'Get the government out of the picture quickly, don't allow them to say anything about it.' When the news is bad: 'Let's all dump on the government.'
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I don't know how to make Harper and Alloy want me, not just my name.
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I don't really yell at people.
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I came up with a story and I wrote it.
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Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
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I wear the national dress because it is the most natural and the most becoming for an Indian.
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It's just a theory really, but I have always thought that your physical surroundings can shape your voice and personality.
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I was playing the villain 'Falseface' on Batman, and I got wind that they were going to pay a young starlet $25,000 to be in the same episode. Well, I wasn't getting anywhere near that amount of money, so I refused to let them put my name in the credits.
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I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.
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Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action.
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
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I'm a big fan of Elvis, man. I got 'Heartbreak Hotel' tattooed on my chest.
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Well-fed and liquored, I responded with ardour.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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I don't really play games and don't know much about them, but my son certainly does.
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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At the same time all this was happening, there was a folk song revival movement goingon, so the commercial music industry was actually changed by the Civil Rights Movement.
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Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.
