Dennis Miller Quotes
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

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I believe in the free enterprise system.
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When the peace treaty is signed, the war isn't over for the veterans, or the family. It's just starting.
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We must honestly face our relationship with Great Britain.
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We can ask ourselves why we invent God, and then, ten minutes later, we invent Satan - why? Because we need him; there's something fascinating about the other side of the coin.
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Yeah, I'm old as the hills and you would think I'd be out to pasture someplace because I've done everything, but nothing has changed.
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In his first 100 days, Mr. Obama has put the fate of his presidency in the hands of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. He may come to regret that decision.
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Bring it on. Dissent is central to any democracy.
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Maybe to become famous is to reassure yourself that whatever you're lacking inside, you've fulfilled that.
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Once in awhile, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to be a human event on the stage, and that doesn't happen very often.
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Everywhere the sky is blue. There are a multitude of cuisines and dishes. I think of them as the languages and dialects of food.
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Thus it is necessary to commence from an inescapable duality: the finite is not the infinite.
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I never go wild with nails.
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Every year is beautiful, and I try to appreciate each moment in my career, but 30 was definitely one of my best.
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I would say I'm self-taught, but Corinne Day made me less conscious of myself. I was 15, and she'd make me take off my top, and I'd cry. After five years, you get used to it, and you're not self-conscious anymore.
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Lonely women destroy themselves; lonely men threaten the world.
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Every form is a base for colour, every colour is the attribute of a form.
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Buddhists talk about nirvana in very much the same terms as monotheists describe God.
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I remember reading an interview with Adele, where she said that touring was the loneliest thing in the world. All of her band are hired, so, really, it's just her. I can't imagine what that must be like.
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I've been fortunate when in government to have a car at my disposal, which takes away the nightmare of getting a taxi.
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The most obvious thing I do is I don't wear a burqa, and I'm definitely not oppressed. Plus, I'm quite obviously an independent thinker, which means as soon as I walk on stage, I dispel a lot of those stereotypes.
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The important thing is not the spokesman, but what the spokesman says, and what the countries will say.
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It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
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What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.