Dennis Miller Quotes
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
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Money can't buy everything, but it can buy most of it. Because of money, I could give my parents a comfortable life.
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But if you want to be in a band and write music, then you should just be in a band and write music.
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I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity.
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At some point, you grow out of being attracted to that flame that burns you over and over and over again.
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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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I am the least intimidating person. I think I would have done better in my career if I were a little more intimidating. Even the maid who comes to work for me once a week has found out that she can just trample over me... I'm a Cancer! We are not ferocious people.
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I like being my age. I kind of have a political thing about it.
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She made the decision that her existence had lost its meaning. And you cannot judge that.
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We need to ask who is the enemy, and the enemies are terrorists.
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I like seeing girls throw down.
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If you turn the other cheek, you can be enslaved for 1,000 years.
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You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and go, 'This is the first comedy show I've ever seen,' so you want to do well. If you do horribly at somebody's first time seeing live stand-up, well, you've not only tainted yourself, you've tainted a whole art form.
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There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
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For some reason, Superman seems to be held to higher standards on the subject of secret/super identities than other superheroes. No one ever says, 'Peter Parker was a nerdy kid. He can't possibly be Spider-Man, attract a good-looking gal, work in a newspaper, etc.' And no one gets hung up on whether his nerdiness is a disguise.
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Family and friends and faith are the most important things in your life and you should be building friendships.
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Publishing magazines for yourself is not good business, man.
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Some people have a blog that's, like, 'Today I brushed my teeth.' Well, who cares? Who cares that you brushed your teeth. Okay - you brushed your teeth! That's so massively egocentric, it's just ridiculous.
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Give the peasants neither life nor death.
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I talk to myself quite a lot, and when things get stressful, I just tell myself to breathe.
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Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
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Honestly, I just have to do what's right for me, and what I would tell people is what I believe, which is that tolerance is very important.
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One of the things I like about comedy in general is that it affords Asian Americans the opportunity to not be noble.
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One of the greatest struggles of becoming an adult is figuring out what you want to do and what makes you happy. The courageous thing is to stick with it and see it through and see if you were correct.
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
