Martin Short Quotes
Ed Grimley lives in a retirement home in New Jersey. It's called the Retirement Home in New Jersey for Characters Who Were Interesting in the '80s for About an Hour. He's there with the Whiners, Gumby and Jon Lovitz's 'That's the ticket' guy.
Quotes to Explore
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Science is an international enterprise where discoveries in one part of the world are useful in other parts.
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Law and order are the medicine of the body politic and when the body politic gets sick, medicine must be administered.
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Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.
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I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half of them say, 'I saw that coming.' And half of them are completely and totally shocked. Because if you don't have the half that saw it coming, then it wasn't fair: You never gave the audience a chance to guess it.
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At school, I was a tomboy, and it would be me and all my guy friends.
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Beautiful updos with natural hair are great!
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Australia has a very big history of incarceration. What does that mean to us? What does it mean that we came over to a country that's not necessarily ours and filled it with white prisoners?
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It's still going on. I guess it will be until Redmond quits, dies or is jailed.
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I did every job under the sun from bartending to ushering to temping.
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Giving people some kind of control over what they do is important. Human beings don't do their best work under conditions of control.
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I'm a child of the Women's Movement. I always believed that I could do anything. That women didn't have to be limited in any way.
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Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?
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The biggest cowards are managers who don't let people know where they stand.
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This is my first wuxia movie and I must consider this before trying to make something with my own.
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Paul Rudd is too perfect. He's super talented, super nice and super calm. I just think he's a robot.
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Working on 'Girls' opened up a lot of opportunity for me. It's like a dream job. It's a dream.
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Having grown up on a family farm, I am all too familiar with the effects a drought can have on a crop.
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You have good days, you have bad days. But the main thing is to grow mentally.
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My one issue in this country is to get on a firm financial footing. There's not much you can do if you're bankrupt.
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Vegas is like the old definition of writing: though I don't enjoy writing, I love having written. Though I didn't enjoy Vegas, I love having lived there.
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It's a funny song and a funny video about a very serious topic. A lot of women die at the hands of their husbands.
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Aphorisms are food for thought - like sushi, they come in small portions that are both delicious and exquisitely formed. And, like sushi, I can never get enough.
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I'm very lucky. I'm the most fortunate guy that I know.
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Ed Grimley lives in a retirement home in New Jersey. It's called the Retirement Home in New Jersey for Characters Who Were Interesting in the '80s for About an Hour. He's there with the Whiners, Gumby and Jon Lovitz's 'That's the ticket' guy.
