Bob Newhart Quotes
I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time!
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I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done, I'm a fan.
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There's a critic that I love, Manohla Dargis of the 'L.A. Weekly.' I like the underground point of view; it's my old radical sympathies. Maybe I like her because she likes my movies.
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There is an expression now that is commonly used about these so-called internal conflicts which are not really internal, because they have connections to the outside world.
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I was playing sports all the time, and my parents, Anne and John, encouraged me to play in grade school and high school.
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When all are wrong, everyone is right.
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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
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The patient decides when it's best to go.
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There are no opportune times for a penalty, and this is not one of those times.
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Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
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The potential for regional conflict in the absence of an internationally active America is real.
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Catholic schools in Indonesia routinely accept non-Catholic students, but exempt them from studying religion. Obama's school documents, though, wrongly list him as being Indonesian.
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I still have the dress I wore on the first date with my husband, which was more than 66 years ago. I still have it, and it still fits.
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Because the GIs were sent massively to South Vietnam, maybe it's a good idea to have a broadcast for them.
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Smell is a very animal thing, almost reptilian, where the more cerebral things like reading less so.
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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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Literary imagination is an aesthetic object offered by a writer to a lover of books.
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Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
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What is it that makes us trust our judges? Their independence in office and manner of appointment.
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I skipped ninth grade. I went from eighth to tenth, and then I graduated a year early to start working, and it was a big blessing for me because I was not a school person, although I really do miss having that kind of environment.
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I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio.
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I'm the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain?
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I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time!
