Don Rickles Quotes
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

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It is wonderful what strength of purpose and boldness and energy of will are roused by the assurance that we are doing our duty.
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I was in a commercial for the Disney channel. I was the camp leader for the campers.
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I mean, sometimes when you do a show or a campaign with a designer, you get along with them really well and you become friends. And then, sometimes, people are just a bit... weird.
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I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
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It was my mother's idea. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself.
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I never got into politics for it to be a career. It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go.
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One of the things jazz has always excelled at is translating the reality of the times through its musical prism.
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There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
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I would love to explore film seeing as I have prominently been on television. It would be nice to change it up and focus on film a little bit.
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The old Devil gets mad when you're trying to do good. Pray that God will move the stumbling blocks.
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There's monsters in all of us, but there's also vulnerability.
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I had studied theater for three years in London when someone suggested me for the role.
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By no means do I want to try to leave country music. That's absolutely where I want to stay.
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When I did 'Alien: Resurrection', a lot of the guys worked on planned production, and one of them was really into comic books and would draw all sorts of characters, and I was impressed with his sketches.
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I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.
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A lot of things come with fame, whether it's losing friends or losing family.
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
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The Lord discovered to me a sense of my unbelief that, though late, I should remember my transgressions and that I should be converted with my whole heart to the Lord my God.
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We have to wake up early and make songs everyday. I run my record label. You work at hours where your body isn't designed to work. But it's fun.
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My daughter just graduated college and she's a dance major. She's done a couple of dance videos already and won Miss Massachusetts a couple of weeks ago. She's going out for Miss United States the second week of July, out in Las Vegas. She will probably wind up going to New York and trying the Broadway thing.
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I was brought up in a car family, my dad loved cars and I was taught the art of making an Austin 7 operate.
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The newest Ferrari of them all, the 458, the Italia. The GT3 was good, but nowhen near as good as this... almost nothing on Earth is as good as this... Set that something I've just told, involving Cameron Diaz... and some honey... then it comes that even that isn't as good as this.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.