Don Rickles Quotes
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

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It is wonderful what strength of purpose and boldness and energy of will are roused by the assurance that we are doing our duty.
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I was in a commercial for the Disney channel. I was the camp leader for the campers.
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I mean, sometimes when you do a show or a campaign with a designer, you get along with them really well and you become friends. And then, sometimes, people are just a bit... weird.
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I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
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It was my mother's idea. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself.
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I never got into politics for it to be a career. It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go.
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One of the things jazz has always excelled at is translating the reality of the times through its musical prism.
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There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
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I would love to explore film seeing as I have prominently been on television. It would be nice to change it up and focus on film a little bit.
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The old Devil gets mad when you're trying to do good. Pray that God will move the stumbling blocks.
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There's monsters in all of us, but there's also vulnerability.
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I had studied theater for three years in London when someone suggested me for the role.
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By no means do I want to try to leave country music. That's absolutely where I want to stay.
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When I did 'Alien: Resurrection', a lot of the guys worked on planned production, and one of them was really into comic books and would draw all sorts of characters, and I was impressed with his sketches.
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I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.
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A lot of things come with fame, whether it's losing friends or losing family.
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
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The Lord discovered to me a sense of my unbelief that, though late, I should remember my transgressions and that I should be converted with my whole heart to the Lord my God.
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The first Maiden record I ever got was 'Piece of Mind,' and I only got it because I thought the artwork was cool, and everyone talked about Iron Maiden. But they weren't necessarily the most popular metal band in America for a 12-year-old kid when I discovered them.
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I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best.
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The United States is like a big company, and we need a CEO to run it.
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I haven't had a chance to decorate my dressing room yet, but I have these pictures of myself as a kid that I want to put up because I said, 'I really want to make sure that I take that kid with me on this journey.' I want him to experience this.
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It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.