Fred Willard Quotes
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I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The Zionist movement gave political expression to our claim to the land of Israel. And in 1922, the League of Nations recognized the justice of this claim.
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I'm no good with chords. I'm horrible with chords.
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People of Berlin - people of the world - this is our moment. This is our time.
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It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.
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My wife watches me like a hawk.
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I always have the impression that I write the same book.
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It takes a little bit more mentally to figure out what I need to do to be most effective. The game is ever evolving. So you have to constantly pay attention to the change because you don't want to be left behind.
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Our experience at Teach For America has been that the more people understand educational inequity, the more they want to do something about it.
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Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart.
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What comes out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it's because that's what's inside.
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Life is full of regrets, but it doesn't pay to look back.
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I actually have a decent singing voice, and I've never been able to sing onscreen. I'd love to do a musical.
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My drumming is always an experiment.
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'Love Story' is actually about a guy that I almost dated. But when I introduced him to my family and my friends, they all said they didn't like him. All of them!
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My No. 1 dream match is Brock Lesnar. And I want that to be a WrestleMania match. I don't know if the WWE will ever let that happen, because they might be afraid he might legitimately hurt me pretty bad.
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My college training was primarily in theatre, with an eye to becoming a director, actor, or producer.
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There should be a place and the space for all pop.
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You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and it's surprising. But not all surprising things are funny.
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Ten thousand fools, knaves, cowards, lump'd together, Become all-wise, all-righteous, and all-mighty.
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I started thinking about my relationship with my students; I'm this guy who comes in from book - and movie - land and descends on angel wings into their classroom.
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I go through my comments sometimes, and I'll just take snapshots of the terrible ones and send them to my friends. I know it's horrible, but they actually make me laugh. They make my day.
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Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills.
