Fred Willard Quotes
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I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The Zionist movement gave political expression to our claim to the land of Israel. And in 1922, the League of Nations recognized the justice of this claim.
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I'm no good with chords. I'm horrible with chords.
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People of Berlin - people of the world - this is our moment. This is our time.
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It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.
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My wife watches me like a hawk.
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It takes a little bit more mentally to figure out what I need to do to be most effective. The game is ever evolving. So you have to constantly pay attention to the change because you don't want to be left behind.
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Our experience at Teach For America has been that the more people understand educational inequity, the more they want to do something about it.
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Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart.
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What comes out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it's because that's what's inside.
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Life is full of regrets, but it doesn't pay to look back.
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My drumming is always an experiment.
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'Love Story' is actually about a guy that I almost dated. But when I introduced him to my family and my friends, they all said they didn't like him. All of them!
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My No. 1 dream match is Brock Lesnar. And I want that to be a WrestleMania match. I don't know if the WWE will ever let that happen, because they might be afraid he might legitimately hurt me pretty bad.
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My college training was primarily in theatre, with an eye to becoming a director, actor, or producer.
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Seattle sucks. New York and Chicago are real cities. Seattle is Dubuque, Iowa, putting on airs. People here think Seattle is Paris... it ain't. I've been to Paris, and this place isn't Paris.
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God had answered her prayer, not with the thing she asked for, but rather the thing she wanted most in her heart.
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History showed that many people had lost their respect for any religion that had relied upon the support of government to spread its faith.
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A couple of years earlier, I toured with Ringo Starr and played the House of Blues in Chicago. I remembered being struck by how (well-run) it was.
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The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.
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I'm a liberal inside a liberal's body.
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A committee is organic rather than mechanical in its nature: it is not a structure but a plant. It takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts, and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom in their turn.
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Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills.
