Doug Stanhope Quotes
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if I'm paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see who's funniest, with everyone treated equally.
Quotes to Explore
-
You know, if you look all my stuff... If you go back to 'Saturday Night Live,' my stuff always has music, even a bunch of my comedy stuff - like in 'Shrek,' the donkey is always singing. Music is always there.
-
I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit.
-
I actually love doing comedy!
-
I am thrilled yet overwhelmed. There are so many great women athletes, some incredible performances.
-
Death has its revelations: the great sorrows which open the heart open the mind as well; light comes to us with our grief. As for me, I have faith; I believe in a future life. How could I do otherwise? My daughter was a soul; I saw this soul. I touched it, so to speak.
-
We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try to prove it because we cannot help believing it.
-
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?'
-
Yes, I believe the will is very important. It's how I have succeeded in life.
-
'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.
-
Regardless of what you're searching, you ain't gonna find it until you include God. Because, if you have a problem with women, drugs, or whatever the case may be, the only person that can fix that problem is God.
-
It's successful, middle-class Arab men and women, professionals with seemingly happy family lives, who are prepared to go to paradise for a greater cause. That's terrifying.
-
I don't like actors, I like women.
-
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
-
There are lots of women I look up to, but mentors are someone you talk to and not just admire. A lot of my friends that I trust are my mentors.
-
The petty man is eager to make boasts, yet desires that others should believe in him. He enthusiastically engages in deception, yet wants others to have affection for him. He conducts himself like an animal, yet wants others to think well of him.
-
I mean, comedy's hard. If you go back and look at the first season of 'Seinfeld,' it's a work in progress and that's what happens. It just takes time for people to figure each other out, and figure out timing, and to develop creatively with the writers.
-
I feel like I'm here to bust those misconceptions and stereotypes of Muslim women.
-
I've realized how important it is to have women in your life. You get to a certain age where you're like, 'I need women around.'
-
We're going through the Olympics. We're watching women working as teams. We're watching men working as teams. We're watching all working as teams. We're proud of men and women getting medals. That's how the Navy should be working.
-
I think that the typical Emilia Wickstead women is very effortless, very sophisticated: she's got alluring style, and she's always taking on fashion. I always describe her as 'imaginative with her own taste'.
-
Having long hair has allowed me to enter orthodox or religiously conservative situations with slightly more ease.
-
The knowledge that every day there is something more to learn, something higher to reach for, something new to make for others, makes each day infinitely precious
-
You wonder about it and wonder how will I make an instrument that can handle this kind of a problem.
-
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if I'm paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see who's funniest, with everyone treated equally.
