Doug Stanhope Quotes
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.
Quotes to Explore
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It wouldn't be fair to drag a child round the world, touring.
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In a democracy, allegations will never improve situations. So, I'm against allegations, but I always welcome criticism.
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Scoring the first 10 in history was a big deal, but the fact that even an electronic scoreboard could not figure out how to put out a score, it made the story more historic.
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Never have I found the limits of the photographic potential. Every horizon, upon being reached, reveals another beckoning in the distance. Always, I am on the threshold.
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I can be very hard on myself, very demanding.
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There's more to life than physical and material.
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I don't like it when a woman looks like a fashion victim.
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I don't hide my being Israeli. I say it in every interview. I put out a record with songs in Hebrew. The people who signed me have no connection to Judaism or Israel.
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A P2P business is a company that creates a platform which allows individuals or 'peers' to directly buy and sell from each other. This activity has sometimes been called the 'sharing economy.' Some are wary of these new companies and the challenge they pose to the established market.
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Allah will help him who moves in the way of Allah.
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No great art has ever been made without the artist having known danger.
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Looking back... it's hard to understand what all the fuss was about as things changed in just a few years. When you look at all the things that have happened in the world, it seems very small.
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I grew up in New York City - I grew up surrounded by every sound that you imagine can come from a New Yorker. All of the different boroughs and all of the different sounds.
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The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
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But I've sure worked at jobs where I have been under inspection.
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Each time I free a child, I feel it is something closer to God.
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If you're setting up lights and tripods, and you've got three assistants running around, people will want to get you out as fast as they can. But if you go the opposite way, if you make the camera the least important thing in the room, then it's different.
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I base jumped off one of the highest buildings in the world.
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I do not know which to prefer, The beauty of inflections, Or the beauty of innuendoes, The blackbird whistling, Or just after.
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It doesn't matter what size your hips are when you measure them. It's about, 'Do you feel good and healthy in those hips?'
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Land on Mars, a round-trip ticket - half a million dollars. It can be done.
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I have never gone out of fashion. And do you know why? Because I never sought it. When you don't seek it, it's always with you.
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I claim to have been a lifelong and wholly disinterested friend of the British people.
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The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.
