Doug Stanhope Quotes
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The decline of manners, the cynical pursuit without shame or restraint of personal advantage and of money characterizes our times, not without exceptions, of course, but more than we ought to be comfortable with.
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San Francisco, coolest place ever.
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I've always been taught that hard work doesn't fail.
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I wore U.S.A. across my chest in 1976.
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Actors are just soldiers who follow commands.
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I've had to be tough my whole life.
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It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get in there with the right crowd, always trying to be a certain type of person and never managing it.
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Saying you are a patriot does not make you one; wearing a flag pin does not in itself mean anything at all.
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I am much more productive late at night because I have no one to look to for entertainment aside from myself.
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I hate editing. I love to write, but I hate to reread my stuff. To revise.
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The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.
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I cannot conceive how any man can have brought himself to that pitch of presumption, to consider his country as nothing but carte blanche, upon which he may scribble whatever he pleases.
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But when you think: Tim McGraw,I hope you think my favorite song.The one we danced to all night long:The moon like a spotlight on the lake.When you think happiness,I hope you think: 'That little black dress.'Think of my head on your chest,An' my old faded blue jeans.When you think Tim McGraw,I hope you think of me.
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I always felt like there were always egos involved when I was trying to get music finished in New Order. Sometimes it would feel like I was running through water.
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But, in the name of the experimental method and out of our poor knowledge, are we really entitled to claim that everything happens by chance, to the exclusion of all other possibilities?
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The fact that people put on 'Honey, I'm Good' to get their day started - that's really sweet.
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I don't feel like literature has the power to alienate. I think that's something people feel if they don't connect with a work of art. But I don't think a work of art can actively reject the person who's looking at it or reading it.
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I wrote a little autobiography about how luck has to do with everything. It's called 'My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business.' A publisher came to me and said, 'Write a book,' so I did. I wanted to call it 'Everybody Else Has Got a Book.'
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Until you commit your goals to paper, you have intentions that are seeds without soil.
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On my best day, I cannot do Scottish people. I don't even believe that's a real accent, to be honest with you. I think they probably sound like us when they're in the house. It's how they keep people away from them.
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The Liberals have been pressing for the brief on the basis of which he said there was authority for war...
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Climate affects bipeds in the same way it does quadrupeds.
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You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
