Doug Stanhope Quotes
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The decline of manners, the cynical pursuit without shame or restraint of personal advantage and of money characterizes our times, not without exceptions, of course, but more than we ought to be comfortable with.
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San Francisco, coolest place ever.
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I've always been taught that hard work doesn't fail.
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I wore U.S.A. across my chest in 1976.
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Actors are just soldiers who follow commands.
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I've had to be tough my whole life.
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It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get in there with the right crowd, always trying to be a certain type of person and never managing it.
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I never drink cow's milk; I always opt for the soya alternative, and when I eat most dairy products, it tends to be in extremely small doses. However, being a vegetarian means I have to get protein from somewhere, so I do eat eggs and cheese about once a week.
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Saying you are a patriot does not make you one; wearing a flag pin does not in itself mean anything at all.
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I am much more productive late at night because I have no one to look to for entertainment aside from myself.
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I hate editing. I love to write, but I hate to reread my stuff. To revise.
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The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.
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I cannot conceive how any man can have brought himself to that pitch of presumption, to consider his country as nothing but carte blanche, upon which he may scribble whatever he pleases.
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But when you think: Tim McGraw,I hope you think my favorite song.The one we danced to all night long:The moon like a spotlight on the lake.When you think happiness,I hope you think: 'That little black dress.'Think of my head on your chest,An' my old faded blue jeans.When you think Tim McGraw,I hope you think of me.
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I always felt like there were always egos involved when I was trying to get music finished in New Order. Sometimes it would feel like I was running through water.
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But, in the name of the experimental method and out of our poor knowledge, are we really entitled to claim that everything happens by chance, to the exclusion of all other possibilities?
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The fact that people put on 'Honey, I'm Good' to get their day started - that's really sweet.
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I love watching 'The Real Housewives of New York.' That's my guilty pleasure. But I don't even feel guilty. I can just watch it, zone out, and forget about my problems.
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I'm just like anybody. I have my ups and downs.
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The American people must be willing to give up a degree of personal privacy in exchange for safety and security.
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All 'Hamlets' are different, and it's the most overwritten play ever written.
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All people are half actors.
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You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
